I decided to start up my own country. Now it's time to stock it with supplies. Hmm maybe my army might like an organic bazooka.

To that Joe Millionare fan out there, it seems one of the gold diggers on the show has a previous history of bondage films. Here's a glamour shot, here's a glamour shot of a different variety. Check out the smoking gun for more celeb photos and stories.

Bah almost went 2 straight days without and update. What is this world comming to? Meh I don't know. Lets see what can I update about today? Hmm, Detroit fired thier old coach Marty Morninhweg. Damm I just figured out how to pronounce and spell his last name. Ahh well, looks like Steve Marriucci is gonna take over now. He's won 3 playoff games in the last 3 years. Detroit has won 1 in the last 50. It'll be good to see a wop coach that team again. They haven't had any ethnic flavour since Wayne Fontes left. Man I miss that guy. For those that don't remember good ole' Wayne, the only discription that could be given is a couch potato turned head coach. This guy would show up to games in a track suit hair all out of place. In pregame interviews he'd yell into the microphone, post games he'd smoke cigars, training camp he'd always have a golf kart to drive himself and key players (Barry Sanders) around the complex and he always hated waking up early. Yes this guy was the only Lions coach to win a playoff game in the last 50 years. He was the anti-Mike Ditka because he'd never yell at has players, he was always smiling, never once touched any type of hair care product and was loveable.

Enough talking for now...for those that use bottler, here's a link to a server file that I compiled myself. If you are using the newest version, you can actually set your client to keep up to date by constantly accessing my server.ini file!

CNN Reports StuGautz is gay.

It's Monday, Super Bowl was good for only a quater, and the professor must be a homer sexual if he thought Shania at halftime wasn't good. Did he even look at the screen. Fuck that woman has an amazying body...if she wasn't so rich, she'd be the ideal porn star. I'm serious she's fucking gorgeous.

Consecutive updates on a weekend? What the hell is going on? I'll tell you what I'm at work 2 days in a row! Grr this angers me, I need my sleep. Well a silver lining is as soon as I finish imaging the main lab, I'm bolting to Harveys for some breakfast (would you look at that, me being productive before breakfast)! Mmm pancakes look good right now. Some sausage too. I'm having a late breakfast because I'm going to a super bowl buffet tonight and I'm not eating lunch. All you can eat and all you can drink for the low low price of $65! Open bars rule! Plus superbowl wings and pizza at halftime. Oh yeah I think there is a football game today too.

When did work become so much like....work? I used to be able to get homework done on a Saturday. Now between getting up, 2 hour lunches (that'll show the other guy not to come in late :D) and imaging, I don't really have time to do my homework! ARGH! Ahh well, hopefully I'll get some done tommrow morning as Sunday mornings are usually dead around here. And something else has changed about me, I've noticed in the last week I've become less lazy. I'm now what some people might call an average worker!

Ok, National Geographic has long been known as the best and most readily available source of softcore porn. Well it seems now they are going to release a swimsuit issue. Mmm nothing like tribal women with big upper lip rings in a bikini. Come to think of it, I might take the train to get to one of those countries.

Another day has graced us and I don't know about you guys but there is no hype for the super bowl this year. I should be getting excited over the #1 defence vs the #1 offence, but it seems that nobody is talking about it at all. What is wrong with you people?!? Maybe it's because I don't have the same superbowl memories as I do turkey day memories. At the begining of the week I was leaning towards a Tampa Bay victory, now I'm swayed towards Oakland. Damm I'm suck.

For those monobrowed readers (that's you Nforcer) check out a page devoted soley to you!

Quick, I need $75 for a burger! And if you need to know why the economy is having problems, just read the last line.

This update is a little later than normal. I'm not going to bore you with the reasons or the details of last night's pub night (other than a certain person who happens to have a blogger linked to mine and whose name ends in fessor was sharing a drink with a fat chick that has been stalking him).

Hmm, I saw Sheridan play Seneca in womens volleyball. And to quote a line from Jim Mora: "Boy did we really suck out there today!"

Bad news for TheProfessor, it seems his idea of finding fat chicks, screwing them and then using their fat to make money off of McDonald's plan has backfired. Now he has to continue talking to them. Ahh well, better him than me I guess. Haha, he has to talk to the fat chick.

You like pie?

Here are some more pics from the Buffalo-Miami game I went to in December. Yes it took me a while to get them developed (actually it wasn't my film or camera, my brother just gave them to me on Saturday). And I know these pics are nothing compared to the perv cam pics that have been going around Sheridan (Mmm perv cam) but hey if this was a porn site I'd have more than 5 hits a day! Also take note that in not one of these pics were my sunglasses on right. The reasons for that was a) they were covered in snow and water so it was hard to see through and b) It was night at this point, you think I wear my sunglasses at night?

First is a pic of the snow at the end of the game



Next is the 4 of us sitting on the ledge overlooking the field (it gives you an idea of how close are seats were).



Here's me and the other 2 in the stands.



Lastly here is a pic of santa with us (unlike Philly he wasn't booed in Buffalo). Also of note is that guy on the left who I have no clue who he was or how he got in the picture. Just know enough that he is there.

This one is for Stu :)

When a Crown Attorney asks you if you are a law student, you say yes! Here's the deal Stu. Don't go into a court room expecting to win. These lawyers always talk about the regular folk when they go out to have a beer. Try to argue with one and you're going to get owned. You're best bet is to plea stupid. Here is how it works:

When you get your ticket the first step is to ask for full discloser (sp). What you are doing is asking to see the other sides evidence against you. You need to some how refute this in order to win. What you will probably get is a photo copy of the ticket and the officers notes. Ask them to mail it to you.

So now your court date is rapidly approaching and you've your evidence you have asked for. Right? WRONG! You never got it. Ever get mail that wasn't yours to your house? Ever expect anything in the mail and never came? All sorts of things can happen to mail. All you have to say is you did not recieve it. DO NOT SIGN FOR ANYTHING! You are not you. A courier comes to the door and askes you to sign, you say, "oh, that person is not here, can you come back later." Basically you are creating a circumstance in which you can not defend your self. more on this in a bit. The key point is unless they have someones signature saying it was delivered, they can not prove that it arrived.

So court comes and your standing there like a chump, un-prepared. What do you do from here? You play stupid. You can't defend your self without cross examining the evidence. You ask for a postpoment. Judges and lawyers are going to fuck with you now. All you have to remember is that you are not a lawyer and you need time to prepare. They will offer you the evidence right on the spot. do not fall for the trap! You take that evidence and they will expect you to defend on the spot. They will try all sorts of trickery to fuck you up. Your goal at this step is to move the trial to another date.

After some harrasment they will offer you a set of dates to move the trial over. The lawyers at this point know what you are trying to do. They have there own counter measures to try and combat this. The trick at this stage is to not pick any of those dates. These dates are the dates that the officer that wrote the ticket will appear in court next. You are out of the country for these ones. Any excuse you can come up with will work here. Do not get suckered in to these dates. The basic logic is that an officer gets paid to sit in court for a case only once. If he has to go a 2nd time, he's not getting ot. So unless you did something for the cop to remember you or hold a grudge against you, he's probably not going to show.

At this point the 2nd court date will come around. Take a look around to see if he's around. Probably not? Good, you got them by the nuts. No cop = No ticket. If there is a cop, well your fucked. but remember, they had to earn your money this time around.

Just call me Lawyer. I tried fighting balding brother's speeding ticket today. Mixed success. I got them to knock down enough km/h so that he only loses 3 demerit points instead of 4 and pays a $98 fine instead of $150. At one point when I was giving the Crown Attorney a hard time in his office he said "Are you a law student?" To which I replied: Do I look fat constipated and lonely like you?

I also got a chance to drive by Brock Univeristy in St. Catherines. Initial impressions are it's a nice place in the middle of nowhere. Lots of corn and wheat fields around it and housing looks to be a problem. I doubt residence will be an option for a 4th year student so it looks like I'll need a car and an apartment/house. One thing of note was i did not see a minority around the school at all! To put it in persepctive, when I walk around Sheridan, I do not see a white person (unless it's upper management in which case it's all vanilla cake). Oh yeah, there is also a Starbucks and KRISPY KREME on campus down there! HOLY SHIT, I'm suprised I didn't see too many fat people there. Of course a high fat person content would be good for the Professor who seems to perfer fat chicks...espically when they stalk him.

If you need a server.ini file for bottler, just ask me, I had over 2500 packets offered to me Saturday on bottler while connected.

Before I head out to Dark Pheonix's house to watch the royal rumble let me say one thing: Philly is now the offical chokers of the NFL. 2 Straight years they get to the conference finals and don't get through classify's them as a choker. When McNabb has a chance to pull the team's even and throws a pic off a no huddle defence you don't deserve to go to the Super Bowl. I had picked Philly to win too.

As for the Oakland-Tennessee game, I pick Tennessee (even though every logical thought says go with Oakland) if for no other reason than Rich Gannon was on the cover of sports illustrated and thus will now be jinxed.

Well it's 12:18pm and I still haven't had any lunch yet. Can you guess what I'll be doing next?

As per request of an unidentified admin to a message board, the CST Crew message board is now on my list of officall message boards.

HOLY SHIT IT'S COLD. I went to look at the thermometer that we keep right outside our house after my sister said it's cold inside. I said yeah whatever and read 0 degrees though nothing of it. Then I look to the right and realize I was looking at Faherenheit! It's like -20 celceius outside! Holy shit! That means If I take a piss from the roof of my house it'll freeze before it hits the ground. I need some apple cider (I love that stuff from Tim Hortons) or at least a hot chocolate (I don't drink coffee on days I wake up after 10am because I don't need it).

I woke up this morning to find out we are going to get at least 2 more years of the Simpsons and another year of King Of The Hill. Damm, 16 seasons for The Simpsons, that's really impressive. But what's more shocking is King Of The Hill is currently in it's 6th year. Where the hell did they find all that time?

I know I should update more than one line a day, but honestly, I was arguing with my doctor over getting a cervical smear. Speaking of arguments, now that the vet (complete with jail cell and judge for rowdy fans) will be imploaded, what is the worst stadium in the NFL? Hairy Greek voted for Rich Stadium, saying that's the worst NFL stadium he's ever been to (I pointed out to him that it's also the best). As for me, I think I might agree with him on the Rich Stadium issue. I've seen NFL games in Buffalo, Detroit, Miami and Tampa Bay (at the old big sombrero) and I think by far my least enjoyable stadium experience was Buffalo. Maybe it was because that was the only time I've ever seen a game in cold weather (Detroit had a dome). I liked the location of the Silverdome in Detroit. It wasn't actually inside the city, but a 45 minute drive out of it. Suburban Detroit is a pretty nice place except you can't get food after 11pm. Miami was bloody hot when I saw the preseason game down there and the parking lot consisted of sand. Tampa Bay was really nice, not too hot and the cheerleaders were the best I've seen. You know, when I get the money, I'm definetly going back down to Florida to watch a football game. Hmm perfect weekend, Sunday game in Tampa Bay, followed by a Monday nighter in Miami. Also I've always wanted to see a game in Oakland. Where else could you get a see a man decked out in black body paint, scary mask on, drivng a brand new BMW?

Driving to school in my F1 car won't be the same as it used to be.

Normally I don't promote a site more than once, but after taking a look at DP's new HDTV, I couldn't help. THIS THING FREAKING RULES!

Counter Strike looks like they are at 1.6 now. I think I might try it out considering there is a few new guns and a riot shield! Needless to say, here's the preview for you guys to read.

I haven't come across good links today. So you'll have to wait longer for some of them. But on the good side of things I watched the Raw 10th anniversy special last night. Wait, that show really sucked. It was a glorified awards show that was scripted. The only thing different between this and the oscars is here they don't pretend that the awards aren't fixed. Well at least it got me excited about The Royal Rumble this Sunday. Hmm I wonder who could phone me to watch the PPV?

I'll get this off my chest before I forget, if the Titans have the same clock management this Sunday against the Raiders as they did in the final 2 minutes against the Steelers, they are going to lose. I also see the Eagles beating the Bucs. Raptors won 2 games in a row! OMG where did that come from? 8 players playing, 3 are on 10 day contracts. Good job boys, too bad your season is already over. Sens don't deserve government funds. NHL deseperately needs contraction and European expansion. School sports are always good for schools. Does Montreal still have a baseball team? I'm going to start playing indoor soccer at Sheridan. Pray for Stu. Hmm, what is the point of my operating systems class? These random one line thoughts are great, I might continue them next week. I might be going to brock in 1 1/2 years, does that mean I'll buy Bills season tickets? This sun is in my eyes...although the heat on the side of my head feels good. MSN keeps disconnecting me but ICQ is still rock solid. File Sharing at Sheridan is screwed up. Infra Red is enabled on my laptop...why can't I write a test to take advantage of it? Wow, I started talking about football now I'm complainng about computers. Haha, 5 plates on a round table look like a revolver that's being loaded. Is there any worse a crime than attempted murder? Can you be any bigger a failure if you are convicted? Why is there no attempted sexual assault? Or attempted treason? You think CSIS would hire me? I'd be such a cool spy. Is there any spy that's not cool? What if I'm ordered to tap the phonelines of drug bosses. Then am I supposed to be constipated in the back of a van like in the movies? Undercover Brother was so funny for so many reasons. Can somebody explain how Just Married made more money last weekend then Lord Of The Rings. Will Ashton Kutcher ever be respected for his brilliant comedy. Why do people like to make fun of dude where's my car? This has gone on long enough, later!

Sorry about the delay of my update today, I was busy at the beach. Note not the best idea to click that link if you are at work. I'm configuring my Mandrake 9 installation on my laptop right now. I know I've installed it on 3 or 4 other machines already and mine should have been first, but I'm a nice guy that puts others before myself (and a lazy one at that too!).

You'll get a better selection of links tommrow when I got time to surf sites during class. I'm trying to figure out what I have tommrow, because honestly, I forgot. All I know is 9am in B222. Sw0rdFish updated his site and changed the URL. Update your bookmark if you haven't already. Hmm, maybe I should update my template to reflect the new link...nah (just kidding bud, it's arleady been done so stop spamming my msn!). Speaking of updating their sites, ever notice how lots of people on my links didn't update their pages. Now while I won't mention that EnSabac said he wouldn't go a long time without updating his site ever again, do note that The Preacher hasn't updated his site since the Raptors were in playoff contention (pauses for a laugh). Funny how all these imitators tried to mirror the success of my webpage but gave up trying after a short time. I prove that once again, Stu Rules!

I know there are people out there that like old ROMS to play on their brand spanking new computer (looks at TalonBoy). Well if you are playing them you deserve to be shot and then forced to watch golden girls reruns. If you need any more proof, just look at the top 10 worst video game covers of all time. Of course you should download them while you can because the internet is coming to an end. Although if you try to talk back to me about this stuff, you may find yourself on this list. Now watch some guerilla video and read up at GNN.

And because I know you guys want to download games, try one of these warez sites. Downloader beware. And make sure you have your pop up killer active.

Alright here's what pisses me off: When you are waiting longer on school property to get out of your car and walk to class than it does to drive to the bloddy place. Why the fuck does Booth Nazi insist on holding up the line so much. The round about (with it's utterly pointless stop sign instead of a yield sign...I'm not going to mention any particlar set of bad drivers other than I can say with pretty much confidence it was a woman who put it there) does nothing to smooth traffic flow since drop offs block people using the left lane to turn into the parking lot making the second lane about as useful as telling me to put the toliet seat down (to which I respond by pissing on the seat and not wiping it off...we lift up the seat for the good of women, but they don't seem to understand that). You know waiting in line in the morning hurts...sure not as much as landing on a bicycle with no seat, but it hurts. Damm I lost my train of thought, stupid teacher insists on talking during class...where was I? Fuck proof reading, I'll just rant about idiots. Why do they insist on being so stupid. Fuck it, I can't finish this train of thought...out.

It's Saturday, if you came to my page expecting an update you should look elsewhere. I take Saturday's and Sunday's off normally. But I can say that I'll be watching lord of the rings the two towers tonight. (read between the lines people).

Still in class...you all know that Sw0rdFishes mother is Scottish and lives in Scotland right? Yeah the land of Scotch where it's easier to get drunk than it is cross the road.

You know class really sucks when I'm posting here so much. Well here are a couple XDCC search engines. First is botcrawler. I like it so far...IF ONLY I COULD CONNECT TO IRC AT SCHOOL!

Second is My Downloader (no really that's the name!) I haven't used this yet, but it looks promising.

Lastly is the one I've been using for a bit, PacketNews. I like this one. It's the one I've been using for a while.

Anyways for help with IRC go here, it'll tell you exactly what you need to know, because I'm not answering questions!

It seems that the messenger problems we have this week are getting bigger. Between me and you, I think they are getting hacked and not admitting to it. But why would anybody wage war against Microsoft? If anything all this is bringing me closer to an old friend, ICQ.

Which company are you best suited to work for?

Just to prove how clueless studies can be, read this one about traffic congestion. Basically the point they are making is more cars, more traffic, longer rush hour. Of course what they don't mention is how the pathetic transit system is causing all this. Unless you want to go downtown at 9am in the morning, public transit outside Toronto is non-existent. Period. If they had a high speed transit system that did something about the areas north east and west of the city it'd go a long way to reducing traffic, making the roads clearer for me :)

Well in my never ending quest to prove that SUV's are the most useless vehicles in the world, it seems that they also fund terrorism. Can't say I blame this pressure group. SUV's are the biggest waste of metal since the Olympic Stadium in Montreal. I still can't believe we aren't all driving electric cars though. We should have the technology for them by now (of course i"m also of the opinion that as soon as my father lets me, we are going to have solar panels up top our house and a wind turbine right next to it and generate our own power.

Well I know we've all been having messenger problems and the logical thing to do was blame Sheridan. As I've been telling anybody that would listen to me (nobody) it's actually Microsoft's fault. What happend to this world when Microsoft isn't the first to blame for anything? I don't know, but I think everybody should that blamed Sheridan should hang their heads in shame.

Think about this brings a memory of the last time ICQ was down for me. Hmm, that's never happend. People knock ICQ because it's not as user friendly and uses more memory than MSN (which is not entirely true because messenger starts up other services in the background that take up just as much memory as ICQ) but when you look at the facts, ICQ is a ton more reliable than MSN. ICQ supports offline messages, it hasn't had any downtime since I've been using it (about 4 years), it doesn't start up automatically whenever you start outlook (my biggest beef with messenger).

To all those red wine advocates who say that their drink is the only one that's good for the heart, I have proof that beer and tequila are just as good. Hmm come to think of it, I'm going to the pub tonight for a drink!

OMG, The humber hoe visited the Rec Room today!!!! Many thanks go to EddiePacs for telling me and -Mike. about her presence.

If you were to pass only one test in your life, it better be this one. Just for the record, BoostMonkey got 0/16 on this one. Please everybody pray for him. I'm in my operating systems class right now and it sucks. Damm learning about processes and threads. I know all this stuff already. Anyways here's some eye candy for those not on the CST message boards.

Preorder the family guy dvd now people!!!! Amazon.ca doesn't give the release date, but Amazon.com states it's April 15 so I think it's safe to assume that it will be same on our side of the border.

Looks like that in Canada at least, the World Junior Championship was hugely successfull on TV. The final game had over 4 million people tuned in! That's more than the last 2 world cup finals....combined. Record breaking ratings for TSN as the semi-final game was the #2 watched program all time on TSN. Unbelievable. The crowds for the tournament were just as good, 250,000 total over 9 days in stadiums that seat no more than 10,500 people! Even the Germany-Belarus game was sold out! You got to hand it to the people of Halifax they can support a tournment. I used to think Edmonton was the best sports city in Canada, I think Halifax just took that title with the rescent display they put on. Good job boys!

Sorry about not making an afternoon update, I was paying attention in class (no really I was). So school started back up today, and I really can't complain about it. It was good to see some people I haven't seen in a while (although there are few exceptions). I really like the router I got, so much less laggy when using my desktop now that it's connection is split at another point (as opposed to my desktop acting as a router).

Boost Monkey wants the SRL to start up again, just not as frequent as before. I'm up for it, who else is with me?

Oh yeah funny thing happend with rogers today. They call our house with a voice recording saying please stay on the line we have some concerns about your tv service. Bah I hung up and they call back again...ok I wait a minute and a rogers rep says that our digital box is recieving signals but not sending back. He wants to send a technician over to fix the problem. I think...yeah right like I'm going to wait around for one of those guys. So I tell him we are returning the useless box at the end of the month anyway so don't bother your service sucked! (well now i can't order a ppv movie...not like i was going to anyway).

Hmm, nothing else important to say today and the link of the day was posted below, so I guess I'll get a quick bite to eat and stay awake long enough to watch the family guy repeat at 1am on teletoon (my new favorite channel).

Hahaha, the way to ask your girlfriend (or in the case of the professor his gino boyfriend) if you can give them a facial.

I know you guys like playmates, so here ya go (every playmate of all time), I don't want to hear about sticky keyboards tommrow!

Ok, so maybe you are reading this at work and want something less pornographic to view, try a back hoe simulator for the redneck in you.

Well Canada lost. They had a good run, but you could tell the Russians were a better team. Canada was just too sloppy with the puck. Ahh well, there is always next year.

But I can't make a depressing post now can I? I've got some good news for everybody here. Family Guy is back on TV (in reruns at least). That's right boys and girls, Teletoon, 9pm (the simpsons old timeslot) now belongs to the Family Guy. If you've seen the show before, you know how good it is. If you haven't, I strongly recommend you watch it, one of the best cartoons of a long time. In fact I'd put up any Family Guy episode right next to the Simpsons for pure humor, it's just that great. Nothing beats Peter's flashbacks -- priceless television in my opinion.

Oh yeah, the DVD comes out Aprill 15th if you are interested (just in time to side track me from exams).

HAHAHAHA, I know we all make fun of the professor (but can you really blame us)? Well I think this just about takes the cake. You see people, he's a panda porn fan.

Also on a more serious side of things, seems like some wack job thinks it's a good idea to break the Xbox's 2048 bit private key they use to sign all their media with. To put it into terms even Boost Monkey can understand, you crack the key, you can download and burn Xbox games like you did Dreamcast games -- NO MOD CHIP! It's a distributed computing project so feel free to join if you want to (looks at HairyGreek). Oh yeah, the page is currently suffering the slashdot effect (link posted on slashdot, soo many eager users crash the server). Keep trying until you get in.

It's offical, I'm putting my Xbox plans on hold. After reading this article, I think I can be tempted to wait on one.

In other news, I just finished watching the Fiesta Bowl between Ohio State and Miami. Damm that's some enteratining football. Ohio State pulled off the win in double OT with a little help from the refs in the first OT. In my opinion, Miami was the better team, the just made some bad decisions at bad times (running back an interception 7 yards deep in your own endzone then getting stripped of the ball) and turnovers and injuries. But that's why you play the game I guess.

While I'm talking sports, way to go Canada, you succeeded in beating the Americans in hockey...again. Although Canada outshot their opponents, they didn't look too good in the 2nd and 3rd periods. Sloppy play in their own ends, and a total lack of ability to shoot the puck really hurt us. Let's hope we don't play this way against the Russians Sunday night.

And from the you know when files: you know you use computers too much when you find this comic funny.

Seems that the fattest city in the US is Houston. Funny I always thought it was Buffalo. Detroit came in at third. The fittest was Honolulu then San Francisco at second. Not suprisingly, Buffalo didn't make the list.

Happy New Years everybody!!! This year I will try and be nice to people. That's my new year's resolution if anybody asks. And notice I said try to be nice. The good thing about trying to be nice is if I fail I'm not really breaking my resolution.

Anyways, no links today since I was at work and didn't have the time to provide you with the normal high quality links that you guys have grown accustomed to. I gotta buy myself a router within the next few days. My sister took my hub and I think it's time to upgrade to a router. Any sugestions people?