Just want to mention that I probably won't be updating the site much this weekend, entertaining family so update time will be at a premium.

For those fans of the karting series we have going on, I strongly recommend you visit Stu's Racing Fourm the offical message board of the the SRL (Stu Racing League). It'll have important information (ie. results, dates) and it'll be a chance to make all that trash talking you do public! So visit it now!

quick quote from BoostMonkey's Website

Tommorow is the last day for me to make a co-op work under a desk. Do or die tommorow. Will I be successful? Stay tuned and find out. :)

Just between me and you I'll clear up any confusion you guys may have had:

1) All IT co-ops at Davis are male
2) BoostMonkey was born a male (his current gender is open to debate as there are good arguments for both sides)
3) Tommrow is the last day for The Professor's co-op.

Judging by these three statements, and my knowledge of the situation, I think it's safe to say that BoostMonkey does in fact want The Professor to work under his desk and make laptop repairs more ummm enjoyable for himself.

Woohoo, 4 minutes until the Lions-Bills game starts. All I can say is let's go lions! Check it out if you want to see what the best dome in the world, Ford Field looks like. I'll post up links later.

The rumors are true, I was beaten last night by peons. I could dig into my bag of excuses but I won't. I had a good run while I was a champion. It had to end. I had the most fun racing last night as we had a total of 8 people come with us! Yes that's eight poor souls that got on the track to have a good time.

For the race I was spending a good portion of time looking at the wall. It felt like I was driving on top of The Professor's mom after she had some fried chickens, there was no grip at all. First time I spun out was completely my fault, took the left turn comming out of the chicane too wide and just got caught up in the wall

Second spin was just a problem of numbers, we were driving in a group of 6 people and I was stuck in the middle. Needless to say some of the turns you can't go through single file, and when you are getting bumped from behind going into a turn, it's very easy to spin out. Third time was more of the same but just as frustrating.

Now for the big news, after last night, Wednesday night is offically race night. From every Wednesday from here on in at 8:30 we are going to Formula Kartways. Everybody is invited.

Wednesday, August 28, 2002
NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION!!! OF THE WORLD! :) Decimated the competition today @ FK. Even lapped the mighty Stugautz twice :) Night all. See you tommorow. Same blog time, same blog channel :)
Posted by Waldo Calderon on 10:38 PM

posted on another site :-) i would just like to post this here just soo that there is no confusion on any future kart result postings :-) Does this spell the end of Stu and his 32.22 ? i think not :-) as the greatest wild card of all time, Preach, still has yet to make an appearence :-) stay tuned for more karting action at the Stu Kart series :-)

Well, the guest list just keeps getting bigger and bigger (much like The Professor's waist line after eating a few chickens). Add Primetime to the list of entrants for tonights big (and I mean huge) race. Now for the quick bio in the exact same format for the previous racers:

PrimeTime: A man trying to follow in the footsteps of Joe Gibbs, making the transition from football expert to racer. PrimeTime showed lots of promise his first time out, lapping in the high 36's. That's actually better than the champion of the previous race StuGautz (who layed a beating down on Boost Monkey) on his first time out. However, PrimeTime carries the burden of being a Bills fan with him. Will PrimeTime continue his drive to the top, or will he get sacked to last position along the way?

Sw0rdfish has been added to the list of competitors for tonights race. That leaves us with 6 confirmed racers (Stu, Boost Monkey, Dark Phoenix, The Professor, TalonBoy and Sw0rdfish). Woohoo, we can use the Formula One points scoring method now (10 for first, 6 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, and 1 for sixth).

Not much is known about Sw0rdfish other than he has his own message board and he's been looking for a chance to prove himself on the track. Well now he's got the ball, lets see if he can run for a touchdown or if he'll fumble it.

Oh yeah forgot to add, if you think Stu should have his own fourm, or any type of fourm for discussion on Online Gaming Squared (Stu's offical message board) just hound the moderator.

Before I get into my usual Wednesday afternoon trash talking let me first add a link to the offical message board of Stu. If you guys have some feedback to shoot off about one of my posts, just hit the free for all thread and post away!


Today is the big today, 8:30pm tonight at formula kartways, I intend to successfully defend my world karting championship against a field of inbreds, ass clowns, and one descent challenger -- myself. I feel that if I run the race I am normally capable of running, there isn't a soul in the world that can beat me. But alas, I guess I should write one line comments about the competitors today:

Boost Monkey - the former champion. Former being the key word as his undefeated streak came to an end last week at the hands of Stu -- that's me! This week he's out for revenge. Normally he finishes well ahead of the competition (we are talking full seconds). Lately, however the competition (well ok, just me really) has been catching up. Boost Monkey has vowed to not hold anything back anymore. Can he turn that boost gauge up a notch, or will he suffer from crank walk once again?

The Professor - A perennial also ran. His highlight was clocking a faster lap than me a few weeks ago while I had a horribly underpowered car. However, I did have the faster average lap time, and in the gap between his first and second fastest laps, I had 4 times clocked in (can you say drafting off a faster car?) He's slowly improved from the 38's he pulled off his first time out, and looking to equal the suprise victory of mine a few weeks ago (and break his maiden once and for all). Can the professor teach us a new trick, or will he be schooled once again?

TalonBoy - The other Talon driver. While you can never really count out a Talon driver, you don't have to worry too much about this one. Yes he has been known to drive lightning quick, but he doesn't practice nearly as much as he should. He'll be involved in the battle of the back markers.

Dark Phoenix - The wild card to it all. A known speed freak and NASCAR addict. Looked impressive during last Saturday's practice session, however due to electrical problems was unable to benchmark his laptimes. There is a lot of mystery surrounding just how fast he is. Some say he can run with the best of them, others say he'll be stuck in the mid 35's until he can beat Stu at FIFA. Will Dark Phoenix pull score a huge upset or will he be driving for a podium finish? Stay tuned.

Coverage - no tv, no radio. 8:30pm Fomula Kartways see it live. Admission free with a hooker for Stu.

Vava Voom!

Oh yeah, tommrow we are heading off to Formula Kartways for the next installment of the fastest man alive series. Tommrows eddition will feature two talon drivers (TalonBoy and Boost Monkey), 2 MPS Graduates (StuGautz -- that's me :) and Dark Phoenix, 1 co-op, The Professor (possibly two if Primetime can pull himself away from the whip) and on a whole lot of trash talking. It'll be fun to watch the events of tommrow unfold. That being said let me address some rumors that have been circulating around lately:

1) I AM NOT A DIRTY DRIVER. My last two visits to Fomula Kartways would indicate otherwise. The first incident was last Wednesday night when BoostMonkey, frustrated that he could not pass the superior driver they call Stu, ramed his side panel into the front tyre (notice the l33t British spelling????) of my car and subsequently spun out. Not my fault. Second incident happend on Saturday when Dark Phoenix tried the exact same manuver (he didn't watch the video tape of our last race) and again was placed in the wall. See I am actually a very clean driver. It's not my fault people (who will remain nameless to protect their identities) call me a dirty driver.

2) Yes, I am that fast. Some people *cough* The Professor, Dark Phoenix, Boost Monkey, Hairy Greek, The Pope, Primetime, UltraCaker, ThaPreacher, EnSabac, Micheal Schumacher, my parents *cough* were calling my 33.22 lap a fluke. There was no fluke in that time, I really am that damm good. I'll prove it again tommrow night with another lightning fast lap.

3) I do not dodge challenges. Rumors have been swirling around that since I own a whole lineup of EA Sports Games on multiple platforms (FIFA, MADDEN, NHL) that I will not take on people who have an outside chance of beating me, but instead prey on super n00bies at their respective games (Dark Phoenix in FIFA, HairyGreek in Madden). Well, that's because compared to me, everybody is a n00bie.

Well, I hope that cleaned up some confusion. In closing I am open to any challenge, any time, any where, any day. For unlike most peon's, I'm on an extended vacation so I have a whole lotta free time on my hands. That is unless I get a co-op job.

I think I just added some code to my page so it won't cache in your browsers and you won't have to reload. Tell me if it's working for you.

Everywhere I go, I get asked the same question, what does EnSabac look like? Well boys and girls here it is:

Methinks that PrimeTime will soon be moving to Mexico.

Oh yeah, open invatation to anybody that wants to come to Fomula Kartways on Wednesday night at 8:30pm. If you are interested e-mail me at stugautz@rogers.com. ICQ me @ 13179278 or msn me, screenname stugautz@hotmail.com

Stu is now a l33t hax0r!!!!!!!!! Yes boys and girls, I have offically hacked my first site. The professor quickly hid his embarassment (well the one on his website at least, the other one does a good job of hiding itself). In other news, I have offically been added to another list. But hey, let's not forget that pigs in addition to being the mother of nameless tech tutor guy, are also a good source of bacon, pork chops, and transplant organs.

Cause Stugautz is a lazy bastard, I present this, your eye candy for the evening. And before you bookmark this page in the left handed sites folder, before you drop you pants to your ankles and decide to spank the monkey, and before you start fantasizing and wondering why you can't have a girlfriend like this, I want you to take a close look at what it says on the top of the page. BOOYAA!

I'm too lazy to post a real update to my website today, so read this and enjoy it!

Boing! I found an alternate location. :) BONASSES!

Damm, only takes 72 hours to get Britney on the phone. And here I've been downloading p0rn. Bah off to Niagara Falls I guess, the casio said they are low on cash.

Boost Monkey needs a ride, so let's all pitch in and buy him this bike.

Tried to go Rock Climbing last night, but HairyGreek in his infinite slowness took TWO FUCKING HOURS to return my phonecall. Needless to say, by the time we got there, time was running out and a decision was made to not climb (see as we needed instructions on what to do). So UltraCaker recomended we visit the BeirMarket. HairyGreek ranted and raved on how good a place it was. Alright, lets go then. Just one small thing, neither of them had a clue where it was. But they both swore it was a great place to go. Well, took us 20 minutes to find the bloody place. It was kinda cool to order beer from a menu though. But just for future reference boy's and girls, if you ever recommend a place to go...anywhere, AT LEAST KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO GET THERE.

I'm off to the CNE now, ttyl

Rocket Science At its best Enjoy !

Boing! Nuff Said.

Here is the proof:

Just got back from Formula Kartways. And if there was any doubt that I was the fastest man in IT it was erased in 33.22 seconds. That was my new personal best time and the standard that all laps will be measured against from here to eternity.

Lap Time
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18 33.22
20 33.35
19 33.72
11 33.75
07 33.93

Well, for one night...at least, I am the best. I am king of the world. Last night it was pool. Today it was Karting. Tommrow? What will Thursday bring for me? Who knows. I am on a high right now. I guess it's one of those rare moments in sports where you know you are the best and there isn't a damm thing the opposition can do about it. Just like when Joe Sakic scored that goal to put Canada up 5-2 over the USA in the Gold Medal hockey game. For that last minute and a half, the whole Canadian team could spend a moment with each other knowing that they were the best. Before all the media could ask the stupid "How do you feel?" questions. Before players families could get on the ice. Just watching the seconds tick away before the inevitable victory.

It's the same feeling that drivers feel on the cool down lap after seeing the checkered flag. The moments before victory really sets in. The final 10 plays of a football game before the QB takes the final kneel to run out the clock. Those are the times that really mean the most. That's what I felt today before I started writing this post. I'll have a scan of my lap times posted up tommrow for the non-believers to believe.

For those X-Men fans, go check out the latest trailer for the second X-Men movie. If I were a mutant, I would have super human driving powers. Wait....I do!!!!!

Well, in the never ending proof that just about anybody can get a blogger, The Professor proves that he too can have one. Go check it out, nice to see he'll finnaly start fighting back from all the endless flaming I do in his direction. Oh yes and in response to his laziness comment, let it be known that I was once a hard worker until I met EnSabac, and I learned the beauty of laziness. EnSabac invented laziness (hey he's old enough to also have invented the wheel and hair club for men).

Well, I think I may have finnaly found out what I'm put on this world to do: nothing :) Actually I just thought of a project for myself this week. I'm going to design a website for mobile devices (ie. my new cell phone) that will keep a record of my lap times at formula kartways. Seeing as I have nothing better to do (and if I pull out my phone during an interview I'll look super smart) I think I finnaly should be truthful in my resume.

Lunch at hooters was good today. Uhh, nameless Tech Tutor guy (there is a name the tech tutor contest going on right now, email me with your suggestions) came with us, along with Boost Monkey (the originator of the hooters lunches and the man who all credit goes to for getting me hooked on h00ters), Boost Monkey's Oakville Clone (if there is such a thing), The Professor (seen here with his latest girlfriend), PrimeTime, and Myself. Nothing noteworth came out of the lunch other than Nameless Tech Tutor Guy can't handle suicide chicken strips (pfft, wimp).

Went to Raxx in the evening to shut my brother up once and for all. Balding Brother thinks that he is greater than me at everything. Last time we played pool we were in Montreal and I was a little bit on the wobbly side. Needless to say, a foreign country and foregin beer (and horrible spelling of the word foreign) quickly washed away my skills and I had to put up with 21 years + 2 months of claims that he is the greatest. Well tonight everything chagned. It was a best of 13 series. Game 1 went to me, I tottaly cleaned up the table (I nailed all but two shots). Second game I was cruising along until I scratched on the 8-ball (my brother had a few balls still on the table). Game 3 went to me. At this point it was a 2-1 series lead, but I had dominated all 3 games. Game 4 and I was sailing along until my brother's phone rings. I shouldn't have told him it was ringing, but I'm an idiot. He talks for 5 fucking minutes in the middle of a game. In this time, I get cold, lose my edge and go on to lose the next two games. That gives him a 3-2 series lead and I'm in trouble. He's finding his edge.

What does Stu do? Well, he visits the magic washroom (gets oral from one of the female waitresses along the way) and goes back to work. Balding Brother blows a few opportunites and what happens next is nothing short of an epic battle. 5 shots each we took to get in that bloody 8-ball. It still wouldn't land. Each time we try to give the opponent a more difficult shot. Finnaly, Balding Brother makes a mistake and I capitalize on it and take the lead at 4-2. Next game Balding Brother blows an easy opportunity to win (he sunk both the white ball and 8ball on the same shot) and Stu is one game away from victory (and forever ending the younger brother jinx).

Well, Stu get's his chance to put away the balding one and guess what? SCRATCH!. 5-3 series. Balding Brother wins game 9 in convincing fashion and the series is now 5-4. Stu has absolutley no momentum. Last game, was another epic battle, I sink 3 straight shots, Balding Brother replies with the same. I get the next 2 in, Balding Brother replies. Balding brother plays is safe, and that was his last shot. Stu hits 3 in a row and becomes the undisputed pool champion of the house!!!!! w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t!

And so ends a night of beatings. Stu eats his victory pizza (paid for by the loser) and goes home a winner (driven home by the loser). Stu is now the champion. Balding Brother will find out exactly how hard it is to get a rematch once you've been beaten!

ALL HAIL STU!!!!!

Any Challengers? Thought not!

TalonBoy wet himself after he found out that all it took was the move of a mouse to get this girl to take off her shirt. Now only if Britney were that easy...

Gooooooooooooooooood morning! The best thing about Tuesday mornings is that I don't have to go to work for another 5 days! WOOHOO! Now where is that $100,000 I had lying around? Oh yeah that's right, I booked Oasis for a night I know The Professor (who's ego has taken a beating on this website lately) has been trying for the longest time to get Carrot Top to perform for a "private" function. Check out your favorite band on clearchannelcollegeentertainment.com.

Well, lunch at Hooters awaits me. But before I leave, I must leave you all with one final picture. Now that the semesters are changing so are the co-ops. Last night, they all posed for a picture.

well the day started off pretty bad :-P i go online i go to the student website to see if marks are posted yet about my math course well unfortunately they were ! arg and now i end up having a 53 % gahhh sooo now im banned from UofT well that kinda sux but im going to another school anywayz soo what do i care ? anywayz sooo to cheer myself up out of hte blue my friend that works at AMC calls me up and says "hey i get off my shift at 10:30 u wanna meet up and watch a movie?" sooo im like sure why not :-) anywayz i get there have a couple of beers and meet up with friend and booyas ! i get a free movie w00t w00t :-) i proceed into teh theater not know what im watching and my friend goes "sooo what do u wanna watch ?" and i go "meh" soooo hence we just walk into wahtever theater we want booyas :-) we end up watchin triple x which is an AMAZING movie ! obviously im not going to watch for the "intricate plot" or "deep story" i just want to see mayhem :-) and boy there was mayhem mixed in with some hot chicks and crazy mofo Ramstien !!! YAY RAMSTIEN (sp?) anywayz sooo hence im back now im happy and i cant sleep ahh well :-) maybe i should update my own webpage ! nahhh one page is good enough anywayz go watch triple x good movie to hang out with guy friends to watch ! :-) werd ! peace all

If you guys wonder why the professor never drives anywhere, here's the real reason

Well, I've solved the big mystery. I have learned how The Proffesor gets his women. :)

The professor just informed me that I do not have a link to hishomepage. Well enjoy :)

Well it's Monday, 10:30 am, and I'm unemployed (well, I have 3 shifts left at Sheridan, but for the most part, I'm unemployed). What better things do I have to do then post on my website??? Well for starters you should create your own five finger discount. Failing that, why not ask out Primetime's Girlfriend. Not to be outdone, Daine proudly displays his new book. But hey, I know what everybody is thinking back at the office. What ever happend to N Forcer? Well, according to the lastest picture of him he could be just about anywhere.

Woohoo, just got a new cell phone. Samsung SCH n370! It's got a whole lot of features I'll never use (like outgoing phone calls). It's actually a pretty cool phone, the backlight is blue and there are games on it. It's a definite upgrade from my old Samsung SCH 3500. You can call me if you really want to @phone number removed for security reasons. Anybody know where I can get some good ringtones from? I'm new to this whole thing.

Well, it's 10:32pm, and I have no reason to believe that HairyGreek is actually going to be here to pick me up in time for us to travel to AMC Courtney Park to watch TripleX. Of course, he'll blame UltraCaker for being late. But that won't change the fact that he was in fact late. Meh I wasn't too high on watching TripleX anyway. I've heard better things about signs. Oh yeah, HairyGreek also left his phone between the cushions on my couch last night after I gave him the beating of his life in Madden 2003.

Let me put this beating into perspective: Normally when I play NFL2k2 for Dreamcast, I'm lucky if I score 20 points (assuming I'm playing 5 quaters). Well, I scored that much in a quater. In fact, I ended up scoring 103 points!!!!!!!!!

ONE HUNDRED AND THREE FUCKING POINTS! Final Score 103-14. Yes I was using the packers and he was the rams but still, that is a severe beating. When I was using gods team...err the lions and he was the Titans, I only managed to score 49, but I did hold him to 7. So in closing, I own HairyGreek at Madden2003.

HairyGreek and UltraCaker also have no concept of time. It's 10:38pm and they still aren't here. Movie starts in 17 minutes. Travel time + time to get to seat = 12 minutes. That means they must be here in 5 minutes in order to get to the theatre on time. Let's put some money down to see if it'll happen (and yes I am one of those people who likes to watch the previews because that's when the sound is at it's highest).

to add to today:

say YES to encore !


anywayz my gripe is ..... be grateful that ur busy cuz once uve got nothing to do and u have no money to do anything, computer games get boring real fast ! or you could just revert to nonstop sex with your girlfriend but that gets boring too after... and yes sex does get boring after awhile

anywyaz peace

remember say YES

Work seems to be done for today. It's 4:55pm. I started at 8am. Damm this day was long. I think I only took a half hour lunch break (thank you IT Sheridan for the free pizza :)

In other news, Boost Monkey has been added to my list of contributers. That brings the total amount up to 4 people: Stu, Talon, SicSid and ThaPreacher. Now it's time to put my foot down on new writers. I know everybody wants the exposure my site brings, but I can't have watered down content. So if you are asking me for posting access the answer is a big NO. If you didn't understand NO the first time, maybe you will understand NO the second time. How about a third NO!. A fourth NO!!!! with exclamation marks should do the trick! But just to be sure here is a fifth and final NO!!!!!.


So in closing the answer to "Can I post to your website Stu?" THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!

Well, I've managed to set another record. Out of 4 Exams, I was the first to hand in 3 of them!!! Yes, that means nothing to the final mark, but I love the feeling of handing in an exam before everybody else, and looking at the stunned faces of people as they can't beleive that you finished so quickly (not much unlike The Professor's first sexual experience which from the video evdience posted earlier amounted to about 5 seconds). Well to all those that say you need to study, I give you the big HAHA. 1 hour of studying and I still knew more than most of the peons in the room. I predict a solid 70% for this Java exam.

It's official, in addition to Waterloo being a place for only the super hard working. In my opinion, they are not necessarily smart people, just try to talk to a few randomly selected for more than 5 minutes, has bought there way into the carriculum. Students in the pre-programming programming course will now learn C#. Here is the press release from Microsoft.

First it's C# over java. Next Microsoft will not renew their agreement unless ALL computers at the school run on Windows OS. Bah, not like Linux is a good enough alternative yet. But then again, a mac is a far superior system to windows (and not to mention their hardware is so much better and looks soo much cooler than any PC --- let the flaiming begin)

Woohoo, 3 exams down, 1 to go. Did that stupid systems analysis exam today (tottaly pointless because they let us use a cheat sheet). I boldy predicted at the start of the exam (8:30am) that I'd be out by 9. Well, I was out at 9:10 and the first one done. Frankly if you took more than 50 minutes to write that exam you don't deserve to be in our class. What gets to me is how the whole dot.com bubble burst, and took IT down with it. Here's the problem I have, there are some people who hear that computers is the wave of the future and they want in. Well the problem with that is, these people have no business being anywhere near a computer. You ask them to do their own hardware upgrades and installations and they look at you like you are on crack.

Congrats, you can install Morpheus or Kazza, now go on IRC and download something for me. I-R what? Exactly. Here post this message to comp.linux. USE-what? Exactly. You have a problem with windows, go to support.microsoft.com and they'll have it in their problem database. Microsoft has support? Exactly. You see what I mean. Too many students (and workers) that are in the field are tottaly clueless as to what the hell they are doing. Too often at too many jobs, there is one or two competent people, and there is the one horribly incompotent person who for one reason or another (employment quotas) is just there for the ride. What happens with that person? They bring everybody down. It pisses me off to see stuff like that. Then there are unions that hold back well qualified and hard working employees in favour of lazy content fat asses!

So what happens when I try to get a job? Well because this person in front of me kissed ass to get a 90 but still doesn't have a clue what goes on outside the textbook, gets the job, the truely qualified one with actuall knowledge built up from years of expeirence gets the shaft. But ahh well, wtf do I care? I mean really what do I have to prove to people anyway. That I'm actually smarter than 90% of the population out there? Tell me something I don't know. I don't need an A++ on my last java assignment to tell me that I know what I'm doing. Just give me my pass and get me the fuck out of there. If I really was that good at programming wouldn't I have a full time job by now?

Meh, my philosophy was transformed in highschool when my calculus teacher told me don't worry about getting a good mark, worry about learning what you are doing. The more I go on in life, the more I realize that was the best bit of advice I have ever recieved. It rings true the more and more I get homework, then look at my fellow students come the begining of the next semester they are utterly clueless as to what we learned in the previous semester.

Ask any studnet in the class what linux is and they'll look at me like I'm on crack. Tell them linux is more usefull than windows and they'll say linux is ghey. Why can't I do everything in linux the EXACT same way I do it in windows? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT LEARN TO USE LINUX AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. Why can't java program like VB? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT LEARN A DIFFERENT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AND STFU!.

This rant has gone on long enough. End of the semester and this is just a sampling of the rage that has stored up within me. I agree that there are some students in the class who are smarter and harder working than me. They should be respected for their effort in proving some of my stereotypes wrong. I'm not the type to name names. I won't call anybody out. I won't complement anybody either (other than myself, but it's my webpage). So to all those that worked hard this year. Congrats. To those that just scraped by, it only gets worse from here. To those that fail, find another career. To those that don't want to learn linux: broaden your horizens.

Well well well. Look whos here! As many of you have noticed, I have been absent from this lovely rant board. Heres the case in point:

My rents are hella pissed at me for being a lazy ass, so they are threatening to kick me out of the house. Now heres my rant! My parents are all like, Sid why arent you working and doing something with your life? Do you want to end up on the streets begging for change? Dont you want to have a house and a car and 2.5 children?
Well Frankly, if you kick me out I will be on the street begging for change, and since you dont want that, dont kick me out?

Why do parents always contradict themselves? Why can they just make sense? I am pretty sure they take the same course as women: "How to fuck with boy/mens minds"
Do they pull everyone aside and say, listen tell them THIS, when you Really mean THIS!
I mean cmon.

Now that I got that out of my system, heres some good news. Considering I despise working for other people I have decided to make my own company, in fact a clothing company. I will be getting things under way very soon, so look out for Minority of One clothing SOON! Sid out!

The secret is out for all you pervets. As I finnaly spilled the beans (first reported on Ho'Style the true inspiration for this blog) there is indeed a password search bot for you guys out there needing links to such informative sites as bangbus.com and MILF hunter. Go to irc.asylum-net.org in your favorite IRC client (mIRC being my preferred choice), hop into channel #alt.sex.passwords and talk to the bot named C3P0. Use @search -site- and you'll be magically sent a link! There is some help documentation on that bot for those who can't follow directions (see idiots).

Keeping with the theme of ripping links from other people's blogs, here are a couple great ones from Boost Monkey's site. First off there is this amazyingly addictive scale model racing game that lets you design your own tracks (the toy I always wanted that my brother got, but never worked properly). He also has a good link to supplementation for those steriod users.

Thanks to EnSabac for pointing out that my link to Teddy Bears and Battle Axes wasn't set up right.

WAHOOOOOO !!! i finsihed my mat 137 exam ! for the second time :( blah ! anywayz iavhve a good gripe at my page soo check it out if u want to hear about the exam. But on another note during the entire exam my professor was sitting infront of me well not directly but i was thinking to myself, sooo i can bolt about 5 m/s i can probably get to him in less than 1 second i wonder if i kill him during the exam will that mean that the mark wont count ? anywayz im quite bitter about math and i am drinking currently at the moment ! not a good comibination ! time to take my frustration out on war 3 :-) beware fools ! preacher is comign to get you allllll

1 exam down, 3 to go. So far so good I guess. I can't complain that I finished my SQL exam in 45 minutes (first to finish in the class). Other than with the exception of a few select people (if you are reading this and you are in my class you are one of them) I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. Ahh well. Oh yeah, here is a picture of my new bangbus. Primetime wanted a shoutout on my webpage. For those of you who don't know what he looks like, click the link and you'll see.

Mike (aka The Professor as seen here with his girlfriend was complaining about not being on my website. Well to him, I got a good message for you




But he did redeem himself with this link of BoostMonkey in action. Check it out, it's kinda long.

For once in my life I can say my day didn't go completly downhill as soon as I arrived at work. In fact, some might say my day just stayed on it's normal course. I got to work, noticed we were horribly overstaffed. So what do I do when we are horribly overstaffed? Talk to the Daine of course! As usual he had nothing important to say (other than the admission that is infact really really gay). Well, it's 6:34, and I've still only imaged 2 1/2 computers. I'm gonna try and finish off the three, then make my usual Monday evening run to edo! MMmmmm beef ricebowls!

blah ! well further support Stu's theory of stress 1 month > 1 week :( urgh anywayz ive been studying for my math final for the past week urgh :-P and sometimes i wonder why the hell do i do it ? i mean hell i could have just studied 1 day before the exam and probalby have done the same thing anywayz :-P calculus exam tommorow if all goes well u wont be hearing a long blog, if all goes to shit well lets just say if u were ever to print out stu's website u would have a book ready for you ! text book size that is ! argh anywayz :-P well u all probalby heard about the term 3 math test gripe i had if not i will refresh ur memory ! the class average of the test was 30% with less than 10% passing ! and still no bell curve ! i hate UofT professors they are the DEVIL THE DEVIL ! I SAY !!! and you can all find my proof of that fact soon on my website anywayz im tired ! im grumpy and i have more math to cram :-P damn school ! anywayz ill be back later hopefully news will be good

Rumor has it there is more to this world than Sheridan College. Considering I've spent 45 of the last 48 hours here, I highly doubt it. Yes I do have my own home, but FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH JAVA AND IT"S FUCKING GUI CAN THEY LEARN TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT????? I'll post a copy of my assignment online for everybody to see (continuing with the tradition that tha preacher started). Bah, had 3 hours sleep today, 5 hours last night (normally I pull in a cool 9 a day). Life sucks when you have an SQL exam tommrow at 12 and you are tottaly not up to speed on anything related to sql. Ahh well I'll get my 70 in the course and tug along like the trooper I am. I have on parting shot for those who did their assignments in advance: Stress kills. 1 month of stress > 1 weekend of stress. Sure you guys got this weekend off, but are you better for it? NO!

I drafted my team for the nfl fantasy league I'm in last night. With the exception of a few gamble picks (Fred Taylor who always gets injured and Micheal Vick the 2nd year player) I got mainly duriable guys. Or so I thought. Turns out that Dilfer got injured last night. Bah, just my luck. Well here's the list and let's wish for a speedy recovery to Dilfer, he deserves it for all the BS he's been through.

Quarter Back
Steve McNair
Trent Dilfer
Micheal Vick

Running Back
Marshall Faulk
Priest Holmes
Eddie George
Fred Taylor

Wide Reciever
Rod Smith
Johnie Morton
Bill Schroeder
Hines Ward

Tight End
David Sloan
Ken Dilger

Kicker
Ryan Longwell
Olindo Mare

Defence
Miami Dolphins
Washington Redskins

It's Sunday, it's 9:27am and the question everybody is thinking is what the hell is Stu still up for??? Well to let you all know, I do eventually intend to stop using three punctuation amrks on my first line. But back to being awake, I have work today :'( so I'll be here updating until 5pm. Time for a FAQ about Stu's work:

Who: Information Technology Sheridan College
What: Lab Technician
When: Monday's 4-11 and Saturday OR Sunday 8-5
Where: Sheridan College, Davis Campus, room B195, Brampton Ontario Canada
Why: Sometimes I ask myself that question
How: It's all a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
How (Much): $12.00 / hour

My days usually involve 3 basic duties.

1) Avoid users at all costs. Users never come up to you without problems. There is always something wrong with these people.
2) Get food for an hour. This isn't offically in the job description, however, I realized that if I spend an hour making food runs for the office, I'm actually getting a free lunch because I am supposedly getting paid for that hour (unless it's a weekend hour in which case I hide under the desk).
3) Kick people out of the lab so I can go home.

That's about what my days involve. Scatter in there a talk to the big cheese once a month which involves the following conversation:

Stu: Hi JB!
JB: Hi Stu, how are you doing?
Stu: Good, how about you?
JB: Not too bad...I gotta go do something, I'll see you around
Stu: Bye JB.

I have a talk with the manager that goes like this:

Stu: Hi Manager!
Manager: Hi Stu, how are you doing?
Stu: Good, how about you?
Manager: Not too bad...I gotta go do something, I'll see you around
Stu: Bye Manager.

I also have talks with the two co-ops here that go like this:

Stu: Hey co-op
Co-Op: Stu go wire me 100 cables and image 50 labs.
Stu: LOL, funny guy.
Co-Op: I'm serious! Why won't anybody respect me just because I am a co-op???? I just want to be like everybody else. (begins to cry) Can't we all just get along???
Stu: STFU and do the work you told me to before I throw you across the school.
Co-Op: starts balling their eyes out
Stu: That's it (Stu begins the weekly beating of a co-op).
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: STFU and take it like a man bitch
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, why can't the Bills win a game
Stu: Because they play in Buffalo
Co-Op: You are right, the Detroit lions are the best team in football, can I be a fan of them just like you?
Stu: NO, once you've been a Bills fan you are banned from being a lions fan
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Co-Op: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stu: wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That goes on for about until 7, where I go to edo and pick up rice bowls.

OMG, that mac visitor came back this morning!!!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DON'T YOU ICQ ME?? 13179278 I just want to know who uses a mac to visit my site. I'm intrigued (kinda like having that borderline fat chick stare at you). Well we'll have to hold our breath to see if that mac user ever comes by again. One thing about Stu's site is once they leave, they always come back. You just can't leave here. Couldn't fall asleep until 2am last night. I still can't figure out why. Oh yeah, that's right, I was feeling like shit. Well, I woke up at 1pm today so I've fully ajusted from my day off from sleep. Hmm, what to do today? I know, I'll stay up all night and go to work without sleep tommrow and sleep during work. Thats the plan!!!!

Well, (wait a sec, I start every post with well, let me change that) The streak is over!!!!! I finnaly got myself some sleep. Settled down to watch some tv at 7:30...then my brother started talking to me, so what do I do? Why go upstairs in my room and crash out of course :) Don't ask me why. I had a good nap from 7:30 - 10:15 when my cell phone rings...that puts the final total somewhere around 32 hours. Pretty impressive I guess, I'm paying for it now....I still gotta check that message on my phone, but man was I tired. So I had a 3 hour nap, though I would wake up and go back to sleep. Well it's not happening. It's 11:46, and I feel like shit right now. My stomach feels bad, I can't sleep, I still can't make out clear images on the computer screen. I have my text size boosted up all the way. Ahh fuck it, I'm going to get myself some ice cream. Hopefully that'll settle my stomach, but I feel like shit right now.

blah ! anywayz talking to a friend right now, and i just thought, if ur job is an orator.... does that mean under ur job is to give oral sexual favours to people ? and that is my mindless rant for today

blah ! another day :-P another story :-P anwyayz continuing Stu's 24 hour marathon i have decided to do a tag team sleepless marathon with a friend half way across the world. soo this is how its going to work, i will sleep for the first 12 hours, and then we will tag team and then i will stay up for the next ! using the combined power of tag team me and my friend will "theoretically" stay up for the rest of the year ! w00t ! anywayz my gripe for today is ..... red lobster, urgh :-P i went there today with the old folks for dinner, urgh nothing good :-P and after my extremely small meal was done everything started to cause a stir ! urgh :-P soo hence i have now BANNED red lobster from any sort of dinner selection for the next zibillion years ! yes zibillion ! not a typo :-P anywayz i will let stu sleep but i will put his hand in a bucket full of water later tonight :-) hehehhe and i will start posting some very ellicit pictures of him in very "provocative" poses soo stay tuned folks to see Stu XXX rated all live action !

Well, 3:20pm, I've been up since 11am....Thursday morning. We are into hour....24+4 = 28 of my marathon without sleep. I have suprassed my previous personal best of 24 (matched twice, once in Boston, another in New York). How long can I go? Well, I got a BBQ around 5pm, so if I can hang in till the steak arrives that'll carry me past the 30 hour mark. After 30 is passed, can I make it any farther? Yeah. Will I? Hell no! I'll probably try to stay awake until 8, and get a full 12 hours sleep tonight (Stu doesn't think he has the energy to go out tonight) but then again who knows? One thing is for sure, my vision is shot (table edges aren't as clear as they were before, and I'm hitting the backspace key a whole lot). Also, when I left the M building at school (for Mon....ahh fuck it, I can't think of what it stands for) the sidewalk was red and my corolla was pink (it's normally white). Damm I need some sleep. Thank god my contacts aren't in right now or else I'd be screaming in pain. Characters on the computer screen are blurred, and if I have to talk to any family member, I'll fall asleep.

Come to think of it, fuck staying awake till 5, I'm gonna get some sleep.


Oh yeah, and a special congrats to -Mike for making it past the 32 hour mark and probably into the 42 hour mark if all goes to plan. I aspire to be like you (without the annoyingness of course :p). Anyways, time for some sleep now as my ranting is just taking away from the real pleasures in life. But ahh well, everybody needs to pull a all nighter in the summer once in a while. That's the whole point of the summer, to pull all nighters and have BBQ. If anybody knows of anything else that's missing from that statement, please tell me.

Woohoo, It's 8:02am, and I still haven't gone to bed. Talon ditched me at the 11th hour (11:30pm actually) so I was a loner for about 2 1/2 hours with no chance of getting done. Then at 2am Ocean messages me and asks how I'm doing. I reply with my usual honest and say that I be fux0red. Well, as fate would have it so is she. So I hop in Stu's Bang Bus and hot tail it down to Sheridan Rez to get work started on collaboratoin. That was at 2:20. It's 8:38 (I took a break from writing the blog) and I'm still not sleeping yet. WHY WON'T THIS ALL END?!?!?!?

I hearby welcome the newest poster to my page (since SicSid has disappeared off the face of this earth...that bottomless pit attraction must really be good) Tha Preacher!!!!!!!!

BLah ! i found another interesting thing to blah about. In my short life as a programmer i got fed up with errors in my programs i would write. I thought i had it bad but you should check out these people they really have problems with errors :-P anywayz if u are into financial stuff, be prepared for more crap cuz we are in for a double dip recession (basically getting screwed not once, but another time WHILE being screwed by the first time) and that is my academic analysis as an economics student !

Blah ! the first word of the honarary poster of the stu website by Preacher ! Anywayz to start of my gripe for today, i will start with the heathen of all heathens, the greatest devil of them all .... Universitiy of Toronto :-P urgh :-P Anywayz to make a long story short, i fucked up first year university and i am retake first year calculus but because i wanted to be in comp sci i have to take the crazy mofo math :( So to weed out everyone from that school they make the math extra loveably hard :-( And hence the reason why im taking it twice, anywayz thoroughout the summer i have been doing pretty good averaging about 60s where as the class average is around 50s. But death finally caught up to me and my professor decided to be a prick, anywayz sooo i finally get back the latest test, thinking that i would get around a 50 (didnt think i did too well on this test) and guess what i get ? 27% ! grrr :-P and to make things worse the class average is 30% with only less than 10% of the class passing that test :-P thinking that my professor would realize that we did badly on the test and would bell curve i was not too concerned but then he decides NOT to bell curve ! and hence i have a big dent in my already low gpa gooo 1.21 !! (D+) anywayz right now im very pissed off at UofT and well it realy doesnt matter now since im transferring to another school :-P but i now join the club with stu of those who have failed and now dispise UofT :-P

And for my second comment for today ...... cigarette ads (the negative ones put out by health canada) anwayz on my daily commute to school downtown i take the god aweful go train :-P (well not that bad when a hottie is sitting next to me and we start talking and i then get her phone number... i wont get into that story just yet :-) Anywayz back to the point, i just realized (being a smoker) the best possible location for an anti smoking campaign ad to be put up is right outside of union station where all the smokers would have a smoke before going onto the TTC (another crappy form of public transit - still not as bad as mississauga transit) Anywayz i hope no one in ministry of health reads this cuz i think i would acutally stop smoking ! gasp ! if that ad went up ! :-) especially the one with the limp penis and smoking one urgh :P

ohhh and btw instead of ending sentences with normal punctuation i will end all my sentences with smiley faces ! if u dont like it u are free to come kick my 400lb hawaiin ass ! okay im not hawaiin but im still mean :-P and i am a mean sob

peace

What's the two things most people think of when they hear the word Internet? Well it's hacking and porn of course. That article describes how one porn site owner decided to attack al Qeada himself...and won! Just read it and you'll see that porn has more uses than just entertainment.

Got any good pornsites you want posted here? E-mail me and I'll post them for the whole world to see!

And so begins another blog. Where do I begin? Read Waldo's story on how he complicated matters a his work. A extra special shout out goes to the person who visited my site on a MAC!!!! You rule whoever you are. Looks like MAC is making a run for Linux's spot in second place on the operating system preference of my visitors Of course windows does have a massive lead on both of them (I count windows as one OS not all the different flavours of Windows).

Man it's 25 outside, but that feels cold now compared to the weather we used to have. I don't know about you guys, but unless it's 40 outside and -20 inside (because my parents love to keep the house colder than a morgue) it's not really summer for me. I must have been spoiled by the warm weather. Time to do something about it, I'm gonna call that travel agent right now and....ahh fuck it, that sounds like too much work. Lemme turn the oven on and crawl in.

Another assignment, another blog. Well, I'm at the point in statistics right now where I'm making up my own formulas (hey doesn't that make me some sort of mathematician???) For those that are uniformed, you'll stay that way because I don't feel like explaining WTF this assignment is about (because that would mean I have to understand what it's about). How come they never let me do good projects? Ahh well, I guess comparing the accuracy of NFL kickers indoors vs. outdoors (thank god for Eastern European Teachers who don't know football) is some sort of a good project. BUT STATS IS REALLY BORING. That reminds me, gotta start work on the power point presentation. I got this cool Monday Night Football theme that'll pop up on our first slide (my idea of getting porno music was overturned by the group leader). I also got a few pictures of the kickers in action shots (and one picture of another kicker altogether that won't be picked up by any of the idiots in the class...stupid morons).

What else to I have to add? Hmm oh yeah, I got a presentation on my West Coast Health and Spa to do tommrow...hehe I haven't even made the powerpoint slides for that yet, thank god for the one hour break between classes and a 11am start time tommrow). I forgot to mention that earlier, 11am start times are perfect for me because I get enough time to shave. Earlier in the year I had a beard growing because frankly I didn't see the point in shaving. It wasn't until I was called Taliban Dan that I thought something was wrong. So I shaved it off (along with my privates) and I'm back to being cleanly shaven. What sucks about this is I have to shave every 3 or 4 days. If I don't, I look like a pure WOP that just got off the boat yesterday and I have to put up with whining women about my unkept appearance. DO I EVER TELL YOU TO SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE????

Ahh the days of highschool when I had to shave those 5 pubes on my face. I used to think that 30 seconds in the morning was too long. I wish it took me 30 seconds to shave now. (Actually, I got delicate skin, so I let the mixture of soap and shaving gel sit on my face for 2 minutes before I start to shave). And WTF was up with those stupid uniforms I had to wear? Shirt, Tie AND Blazer? WTF did they think I was, some office drone? Let's not rag on my old school (link and name are absent for a reason). I had some good times there, like the time in grade 9 where I got all my math homework for half a semester done in 2 minutes. For the uniformed that consisted of opening up the teachers marking booklet and adding in some smart math. I laugh at the idiots that did their own work (or struggled to copy).

One day I'll post a bunch of good highscool stories (not the lame one like above) but until that day comes, you'll have to put up with 1:17am rants. I think I've ranted enough so as soon as I stop typing and click that publish button, I'll be done this post. Hmm, if I hit that publish button that means I'll have to go back to statisics work (hey look at that, my rant actually came full circle). Well here goes the publish click........


haha you didn't think I'd click on the first attempt did you? Well here it goes for real...later.

To all those that say their car sucks, at least you didn't make this list. If you feel like time travel (and really who doesn't want to go back in time to see certain people caught naked????) go to www.archive.org and type in a link. I found great stuff like brothel's old design or how about September 11? cnn has a page that you can click through. Pretty interesting read if you got nothing better to do (or if you have a stats project due tommrow).

Mornings suck. 8am sucks. Walking up 3 fucking flights of stairs to get to your class sucks. Who the fuck was the genius that put a class on the third floor of a building at 8am on a Tuesday morning? They deserve to have their head beaten in with a moldy dildo. Not only that, they deserve to be dragged down each of these stairs head first, then be forced to put up with the most annoying, fugly, dumbass (no not BoostMonkey :p) for 24 hours. After that they should be force fed the worst food known to man (TalonBoy's cooking) and be held without a toliet for a period of 72 hours (or until they relieve their bowels within their own pants). That'll teach whoever the numbnut is that put a class at 8am on the third floor not to mess with Stu.

Also some people deserve to have a shoe thrown at their head when they ask stupid questions. I am looking at one of those people right now. The only thing stopping me from throwing a shoe is the fact that half her body is made out of silicon, and my shoe would bounce right back at me and probably cause serious injury to the thrower not the target.

2 weeks left to the end of school. Can I hold on to the finish??? You damm right I can. Do I really want to? Well that's open for debate.

Wanted: any girl that can do this this (fat chicks need not apply). Unless you are guilty of sex with a camel.

Woohoo, evening update today...it's Simcoe Day for those that live in Ontario, and I did absoluetly nothing (hey I should be a politician). Well, here's a quick recap of what happend yesterday:

1) We didn't visit Boston Pizza (I don't know why, we just didn't)

2) Pizza Antica had a huge lineup outside it. Many thanks to HairyGreek and UltraCaker for standing in line while BrownCow and I moved BrownCow's Lexus.

3) WWE Niagara falls was a huge letdown, nothing but a merchandise store. And for the piledriver, it was shut down.

4) Niagara Go-Karts...well the cars were nice and they had descent speed. Actually getting into the cockpit of these cars felt like you were climbing into a real CART champ car. It was a nice body design. Engines had descent power and a ton of kickback. Track was alright, but short.

5) Outlet Mall...that lasted about 20 minutes because it closed at 6 and we got there at 5:40. Stupid traffic on the QEW.

6) Casino was alright, funny thing happend there. BrownCow was crying like a little school girl about losing $5. I was down $7.50 at video poker and was being pryed away from the machines (HairyGreek wanted to play casino war, but the tables were full). Anyways, I decide to show BrownCow that losing money is no big deal, so I put a whole $2.50 down for a single hand so when I cash in my chips, I get an even $10 back. Well, as luck will have it, I get dealt a flush. WOOHOO, I'm back to the even point!!! See hot dogging does work once in a while.

Ripping up carpet out of my house today....damm my hands are sore. We are getting some nice wood floors for the house now (bye bye mold). Anybody every spray pledge on a wood floor? It's funny to see everybody slip slide everywhere. It's a good prank to play on people that like to walk on wood floors with their socks. It doesn't have the same effect as when people use their slippers or bare feet, but it's good for a kick (and if you wanna see some drunken wipeouts, it's the best!!!!)

Well, I'm off to Niagara Falls just as soon as Hairy Greek, UltraCaker and Brown Cow (BC is a 50/50) can get their asses over here and pick me up. We got some business to take care of down there like

1) Visitng the Boston Pizza and getting a scooner of beer (32oz for the uninformed)
2) Visiting Pizza Antica for the best damm pizza in Canada (wood oven cooked, thin crust...it's just amazying)
3) Check out WWE Niagara Falls (let the record show that Hairy Greek is afraid to ride the piledriver)
4) Lap testing at Niagara Go-Karts (I'm a sucker for Go-Karts, what can I say???)
5) Outlet Mall (they got a good nike store where I got a wicked deal on sunglasses)
6) Whatever else the hell we feel like doing (because I just like writing inside brackets).

If you wanna be nice and drive me down there, icq me @ 13179278 or MSN me at stugautz@hotmail.com

w00t, Redkins beat 49ers!

bah

I forgot where I put my lap times from yesterday, so there won't be any postings today. :( From memory, I was lapping in the high 36's and my top 5 laps were only seperated by 28 1/100th's of a second. Very consistent. The track was a little slippery so that kept my lap times down. Other than that I would have easily been back in the 35's. BoostMonkey was lapping in the 35's (he set a hot lap for the day as of 5:30pm). Gonna go see Signs tonight, I heard from a source of mine that it's a good movie.

Well, it's 2:18pm on a Friday...I know what you people are all wondering, where has Stu been today? Well thanks to the wonders of 8am classes, I decided it best to show up on time today. Bad decision. The class was only 1 hour long and I had problems staying awake for the whole thing. Well, 9:30 I'm home. 10:00am I'm having a slice of pizza (which was left over from the Argo game) and 10:30 I'm back in bed. I didn't realize it at the time, but when I woke up it was already 1:45pm. Damm, where did my morning go? Ahh well, nothing good has ever come out of a morning. I could go on all day on why morning's suck, but there is only one real reason: Booze isn't allowed to be served in the mornings hence mornings suck.

Well, it's off to Formula Kartways again today for round two of the office invatational. I'm going to lay a nice beating on The Professor. Last time out he though that since I was driving a horribly underpowered car, he was faster than me. Well today will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is wrong. I'll leave him looking at the rear of my car multiple times. Boost Monkey will also see why I am the next big thing.

I'll be back later today or tommrow with the results of my beating on the competition. Later All!!!

I didn't update the page earlier today...mainly because there wasn't anything of worth to update with. Well, on the good side, the argo's finnaly won a game!!!! The Pizza Pizza zone wasn't as full as normal, so it was easy to get slices. In fact, I brought home 4 with me! Well, I'm off to bed now. Later all!