Boost Monkey didn't believe me when I told him about turducken. He better get his girlfriend to make me one!

Beer, Beer, Beer, Bubba. Yes I finnaly bought myself a bubba today for new years eve. I'll watch Canada-Finland at the hotel while drinking it, then leave for my night out in Niagara Falls. I'll try and have a bubba review for you guys tommrow (if there is such a thing). Mmmm, beer. In other news, I hope you all watched the humanitarian bowl if for no other reason then the fact that it is played on Blue Astro Play.

AstroPlay is the next generation of astroturf (fake grass for you non sports types). It's designed to look like real grass and have a better feel than regular astro turf (which normally amounts to playing on carpet placed atop concrete. Of the new generation of artifical surfaces was brought on by competition from NeXturf and FieldTurf.

Having never played on any of the surfaces before I can't say which one is better, although FieldTurf does have a base of shredded firestone tires and when players make a cut on it lots of dirt kicks up.

Hahahah, I'm starting to regret not inviting my Jewish friends over and giving them crackers.

Add Michelinas pasta to my boycott list. I had to do a 2 flusher because there were still remninants after my first flush. And this is with a circa 1984 toilet..one of the last years before low flow when 5 gallons per flush was considered low. Man my stomach is still bothering me, I might have to go again later today if this keeps up. Argh, it really stinks upstairs (be happy we haven't perfected sending smell through the internet right now or else you'd all be opening your windows).

In other news, I'm heading to Niagara Falls for New Year's Eve. Come join me if you want!

While reading my morning headlines, I came across the real reason why Boost Monkey has decided flying will be his New Year's resolution.

Wow, Go Canada Go. I watched the Canadian juniors game against Sweeden where they laid down a good ole beating on those Sweedes. Man how Sweeden has fallen. 8-2 was the final. The future looks bright for Canadians because for the first time ever I heard an anouncer say "Man the Sweedish team can not keep up with the Canadian's speed."

Is this the team Canada of a few years ago that were slower than the Europeans. What happend to the highly skilled Sweedes? I'll tell you what happend, Canada is back to dominate hockey once again, not just be the best.

Head on over to Sw0rdFish's site to read why I don't go boxing day shopping. DP redesigned his webpage and it looks nice. Stay with the new look DP! As for a new site design for Stu's life? I'm not against one of my readers submitting a template for my approval. As long as you stick with the blue/silver colour scheme I won't complain too much.

First off let me thank Waldo for posting that link. Damm I had to use a whole box of kleenex to clean up the mess. Now off to more serious things. I just bought myself a mini rc car for myself from radio shack. It's a good way to spend $20 because they are as fun as hell. The actual car isn't as big as my index finger. So if you want to race (Sw0rdFish that's you) lets get it on! Of course, there is no way of anybody beating me.

Your latest fapping material. Enjoy.

I was watching a bit of the Lakers-Raptors game today (ok, well actually just the overtime) and I'm wondering to myself, how can LA be so bad with essentially the same roster as last year when the won the championship? And why do people even bother watching basketball? It's sooo boring. Unless I'm actually at the game, I won't watch basketball. But that's just me. I prefer football over basketball and (playoff) hockey over football. I'd actually rather watch baseball over basketball. Plus, I can eat more during a baseball game without constantly turning my head to see the latest score.

Sadly, I think I may have found the real reason why I never got that co-op job. It has everything to do with this blog. To quickly sum up to the non-link following public, there is a relation between bloggers (people who publish online diaries like me) and unemployement.

And to those that want to see my nation that I talk soo much about you know can see what the Dictatorship of Stugautz is all about.

If you haven't played Nation States yet then I have to ask what's wrong with you. That game is fun. Nothing like managing your own country. If you do decide to play (or are already playing) join the Condomless Brothel region. We got 12 countries in there right now and having a few more wouldn't hurt. Also if you decide to join the region, don't forget to place a vote for Your's Truly to be the UN delagate. Remember my country is the one with compulsary nudity. Yup that's right, if the Olsen Twins want to visit my country, they better get naked or face prosection.

Looks like Sw0rdFish went to Lord Of The Rings last night. And in case you are wonder, no I have no intention of seeing the second part. Yes it has everything to do with the fact that I haven't watched the first one yet. I'm just not excited about the movie. Excuse me for having an independent opinion. And now that I've heard how great the movie is, I'll be disappointed when I watch it. Ahh well, gangs of new york comes out in a couple weeks, that'll steal my money for sure.

I was pretty much decided on a console to purchase, then a situation out of my control happend and I thought it better to delay my purchase. Well, good thing because I had my mind set on getting a PS2. So what happens? Well first I read about upcomming price cuts. Cool, so wait 5 months then buy it, right? Nope, I now stumble upon a review of Xbox Live and I'm back towards leaning to get a Xbox. You know, Microsoft is putting together a really good package here. It's becomming more and more difficult each day to say no to the Xbox.

I think I found myself a new go kart to take with me next time I hit the track.

Ouzo always complains about pains in the ass. Think he may have had the same doctor as this person? I think so. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. But how the fuck do you leave something that big inside a person. You think the surgeon (or at least a nurse) would have a clue what's going on. And how can the patient not know that there is a foot long metal object inside of them. You got to be pretty fat no to know. If there was a tweezer inside of me somewhere, I'm sure I'd be able to feel it. But alas the system can not punish stupidity. Only reward it.

In a nation states update after placing 10th in the Condomless Brothel region on the latest IQ test, I raked #1 for the fastest growing economy. Woohoo, prosperity is on the way. Not to mention my country ranked 168th out of 7951 nation in the world. So to go with my greatly improving economy, disappearing political freedoms and non existent civil rights, I have decided to build up an army. For you see, I intend to be the richest nation with the biggest army and the dumbest people.

For all those still dying to play nation states, it's back online. Go to www.nationstates.net and knock yourself out. And remember capitalism rules!

Hey hey kids, looks like we are back online. Had some problems yesterday (actually Sw0rdFish broke blogger) but I'm ready to put up an update now. Enclosed are pictures from the Lions-Dolphins game I went to a couple weeks back. Got some photos for you guys to stare at.

First off are some cheerleaders for you guys (becuase I know you guys like'em).



Here is (from left to right) My neighbour, Me and My brother before the game. Notice the tall cans of heiniken with us. That's the last time you'll see me drink them, because they taste like crap. But hey, it worked better than coffee at warming us up.



This is the 4 of us (can you guess which one isn't Italian?) inside the stadium.



This is one of our drunker moments.

I know it's out of character for me to do two Saturday updates, but stranger things have happend. Anyways for those who want to help cancer research, but don't want to see their money go to administration, why not devote some CPU time to the cause? Costs nothing and you are making a direct impact on the situation at hand. Plus you don't really have to be there to oversee anything as you can start the program and then go to sleep.

Or you could keep it running from your computer at work. If your boss ever questions why you are doing it you can make him feel really guilty (and probably give yourself a raise in the process). Click on the about us section for getting started info and to download the software needed.

I don't know how long this site will stay up, but for those that like Sweedish girls, go here and prepare to spend time.

I know I didn't make my usual early afternoon update today but I swear I have a good excuse. I was at work. No really, a real job. No I'm not kidding. Anyways, I had to QA about 150 laptops today (make sure they run and nothing is broken) so I was on my feet. Hmm, you think I would have washed my running shoes after paintball last week, but I'm a lot smarter than that. Well real reason is I've been lazy so I can't really wear those shoes in public places. Ahh who am I kidding, it's time to get a new pair. I had these shoes when I last went to Florida (see days while I still was in U of T). That's a long time. But frankly the running shoes out there suck. I've been looking on and off for the last 8 months and all I see is crap. I'm not going to spend upwards of $100 for a shoe that would have looked better if I digested it (ok bad analogy, but you get the idea). Well, I'm going to try and continue my dominance of BF 1942 as I am offically an addict. Playing 3 hours a day online of that game will do that to you. And in a change from normal I'm going to credit rogers (knock on wood) for giving me reliable service for 2 months straight. I haven't been disconnected once (you know it's going to happen now). So keep up the good work Rogers! (knock on wood again). That is all for today.

Hey, I think I know why Boost Monkey has been spending so much time around payphones lately.

Ok, articles like this one just anger the heck out of me. There is no way you can compare the injuries of Wendel Clark to those of Vince Carter. Wendel played as hard as he possible could and that's why he got injured. Vince while a great player, doesn't play with the same heart that Wendel did. When was the last time you saw Vince take on Shaq? Exactly he doesn't have the balls to. Wendel would take on anybody on the ice. He didn't care if it was a high on coke John Kordic or Marty "swing my stick" McSorely. He'd take you on and that was the end of it.

What's the best way to fight a spammer you ask? Well with spam of course. Evidently spammers that can send 1 billion messages a day, don't like it when their private home is spammed to high heaven. Well, serves them right for spamming us!

Well, I try to see if Nation Sates is up yet, and this is the message I get:

Site Temporarily Down

Thanks for visiting Jennifer Government: NationStates, the nation simulation game. Unfortunately, we are temporarily off the air.

NationStates has been far more popular than I anticipated, and my web host's server struggled under the load of thousands of new players. They've just pulled the plug on my account, so NationStates will be down until I can finish moving the game to its new home. This will take about 24-48 hours, depending on how many things go wrong. I am sorry for the inconvenience; I know many of you have new addictions to feed.

In the meantime, the Forums are still open. People new to NationStates might want to browse the FAQ. And no matter who you are, I can recommend


Hopefully that's good news meaning I'll finnaly be able to play this game by Friday. I've been dying to run my own country for a while as it'll be a capitalist paradise which is the only real way to go if you are building a country.

I always get asked where do I go to get movies. Well this search engine should help you guys get started. It scans public ftps for movies. I swear by it. So much in fact that I've stopped using IRC.

After reading this article I've come to a conclusion. From now on, any member that withdraws his membership from Agusta National Golf Course because they don't have any female members will now suffer from a boycott from me. I will not buy their product. So CSX transportation is offically on the boycott list. I urge others to follow my lead and put pressure on the womans groups putting pressure on Augusta and get them to stay the hell out of a private club. It's private for a reason bitches. And if you can't see why it is, then let a man into the LPGA (I think Ouzo wants to join). In fact don't just stop there, if women really are as capable as men, why don't you let Micheal Jordan into the WNBA. He's shown more than once that he doesn't deserve to be playing in the NBA right now with all the other so called pro Atheletes. Guys like Damon Staudomire aka Mighty Mouse. Hey I think I know why he his so strong, or at least he thinks he is, it's all that dope he's been smoking. Hey Damon, got room for your buddy Theo Fluery. But wait, Fluery was born an alcoholic. So that makes his mother a drunk according to him. Nah, I'm going to leave his mother alone and just make fun of the guy. He compared himself to lance armstrong? WTF is that! Lance Armstrong overcame cancer to win the Tour De France. Fluery never overcame his alcohol addiction to win a cylicing race. Alright so he won a gold medal at the olympics...so did that Canadian Snowborder who was hopped up on weed. Dude, I just like won a gold medal. Dude, the colours here. Dude, it's my legal medicine. Well fuck that. I'm out.

You know somebody asked me a great question earlier this week. I think the site will explain everything you need to know.

Anybody remember that game Counter Strike: Condition Zero? Well it's supposed to be out in Q2 2002 and we are almost done Q4 and it's still nowhere close to being released. Well here is a little update for those that are still interested in the game. Seems Ritual Entertainment is taking over development now. That's the third developer for the game. So in other words, if this game isn't on an entirely new engine (UT 2003) it's gonna blow. And by blow I mean really really suck.

Of course in order for the game to suck, it has to come out first. And that's not going to happen for a long long time.

Went to paintball city yesterday. Had a good time except for the 2nd to 2nd last rounds where I took a beating comparable to Rodney King. It was all in good fun though. I got some nice marks on my body to show that tough guys really do play paintball with short sleeves on. Nothing like the feeling of paintball on bare skin in the morning. No lumps on the body this morning so that's good (although I had some flashbacks last night and I was scared to go to the washroom fearing I'd get ambushed on the way there).

I've had my paintball fix for at least a month I guess. Maybe 2. I'm not dying to go back, but if somebody invites me, I'll be the first to sign up.

Who says you have to work for money. I'll have you all know that today as I was about to leave for Hooters, I start hearing a whining voice. It's my sister she wants me to check the mail. So I figure, WTF let's see what goodies Mr. Postman has left me today. Well I walk the 2 minute walk to the mailbox and pull out today's bills and spam. Hmm, ESPN Classics Canada, garbage, TD Visa...not for me, 407ETR...not for me, Sheridan Colllege...for me. Hmm, this looks interesting, let's open it up. And then, BAM it hits me:

Pay to the order of Daniel Sacchetti: $225.00

Woohoo, money for doing nothing! Well I am definetly getting myself a PS2 or Xbox now. I'm still sitting on the fence as to which console to get. Today I'm leaning towards the Xbox, but yesterday I was in a PS2 mode. If I can get an Xbox for $200 I'm definetly getting it. Otherwise, I may go with the PS2.

Hmm, I wonder if wireless power is 802.11b compliant?

You know it's really slow around here when I mention that it's slow around here. Looks like we are going to play paintball tommrow night. Come on out if you feel up to it. 9pm, Paintball City. I will not take I have to study for an exam as an excuse because given the choice between the two, I'd be out playing paintball in a second. But hey, I guess it's all in the head right. Anyways, my eyes are a little sore so I'm not going to type much anymore. Later.

Hmm, gotta update the site. What to say, what to say? Umm, I don't think I got much to say today other than this is my update. Pretty lame I guess but ahh well, what I am I to do? Funny question was posed to me today by the TV. What's a bigger embrassment for Portland: Tonya Harding or the Portland Trailblazers? I have to go with the second since they got 82 games a year.

The factoid's continue:

2: Number of bills game I've been to
2-0: Bills record at those games
2-2: Dolphins record for games I've attended
0-4: Lions record for games I've attended
1-1: Buccaneers record.
0-1: Falcon's record.
4: NFL Stadiums I've been to
1: Number of people that don't eat pork on the last road trip
1: Person that doesn't eat pork, but has bacon ham and sausage on his cresandwhich.
6: Greek people I met in the parkinglot (all from Barrie)

Seems like DP has issued me a challenge. I accept. HairyGreek is also going to accept.

I found the real reason why The Professor lives in Canada and not Texas.

Instead of posting a full recap, I'll post some crap.

Line of the weekend:

Burger King Drivethrough: Do you want ham bacon or sausage?
Roy: All of the above.

Funniest thing I've ever heard at 9:45am.

Dumbest Question:

Border Gaurd: What do you do for a living?
What the fuck does it matter?

2nd Dumbest Question:

Me: Can I have 3 double doubles?
Concession Stand Girl: What's a double double?

Lasting Image:

Snow so bad I could barely see Ralph Wilson stadium from the parking lot.

Most Sickening Image:

Going to the piss trough at the Ralph (they haven't heard about the urinal yet) then trying to wash my hands in the sink, only to find out that the water travels both ways in the sink...wait a second, that guys pissing in the sink.

Random Quote From a fan:

You can't hold your ass still for 5 seconds? (referring to the false start penalty against the bills).

Something I never thought I'd hear:

80,000 people singing let it snow together.

Total Money spent:

About $100 cdn and $50 USD.

Cost of hotel room:

112.84

Features of hotel:

valet parking (included), in room refrigerator, in room microwave, tv with webtv access, 2 queen beds, 1 pull out couch, free trip up the minolta tower

Hotel Stayed at: Raddisson.

Free pens in room: 1

Telephones in room: 2

Boxes fo kleenex borrowed from hotel: 2

Newspapers taken: 1

Minutes spent in the minolta tower: 15

Cost to ride up minolta tower: $5 per person

I payed: $0..it was included with the hotel.

Times driver got lost: 2

once on the way to daily planet, once on the way back from the football game.

Meals where meat was present: 3

Meals I ate: 3

Females nipples seen: 0

Number of female asses grabed: 4

Number that ran away from me after ass grabbing: 0 -- see Mike, it wasn't me after all.

Number of drinks I didn't pay for: 1

Number of Sheridan CST students at Daily Planet: 2

Campuses Represented: 2

Students part of the CST crew at Daily Planet: 1

That's it for now.

Just a quick update before I go to bed, because I'm dead tired. It's official now: I can not sleep in a hotel bed. Last 3 nights I've spent in hotel rooms, I've totaled 12 hours of sleep. That's 4 hours a night. Normally I get 9 hours of sleep.

And one other thing, the next person that says Toronto should build an open air stadium to play football in, has obviously never been to Buffalo. The game ended at 4 and I still can't feel my toes. And a 3 hour drive to get out of that city to the border (by comparision, it took us 30 mins to get to the stadium from the border) was not the best thing in the world either...except that I caught up on some sleep in the car, so I'm not going to complain.

Oh yeah, next time you go to the falls, check out Daily Planet, it's a better club than Rumors.

Okay Boys and girls, are you tired of ur current government ? well u can make your own nation here http://www.nationstates.net where you can join the ranks of Stu's nation and Preacher holy empire ! lots of fun stuff, hell lets all declare war on stu and ravage his body and nation ! rawr ! anywayz, for those of you who frequent [Ht]Cb you can now join the region of Condomless Brothel ! to do so just go to the link below ur logout link, scroll down to "Tired of life in ....? then move to a new region" and click on that link, and you should be able to find Condomless Brothel !


see you all there fellow brotholites

Good news sports fans! Seems like I'm going to another Bills game. What happend was one of the people who were supposed to go to the game had to cancel at the last minute, so guess who gets to come off the bench and fill in? Good ole' Stu, that's who! Hmm, odd, I'm a Lions fan, but this will be my second Bills game this year. That maens I'll be going to 25% of their games. I should have bought season tickets if I wanted to see them that much. As for the game, it's a Bills - Dolphins game so I'm torn as to who I should cheer for. I'll go for the home team, because they are the ones I hate less. My seats are roughly the same as last time, except row 9 instead of row 16.

Now, where did I put that second pair of pants?

Just want to point out that my good friend from my days at MPS Dark Pheonix has opened his own blogger. Check it out, it's got a nice design to it.

I was reading through Lions history on thanksgiving day when I stumbled on a factoid. The last thanksgiving day game to go into overtime was 1998. What was so famous about that game? It was the infamous Phil Luckett coin flip. Good ole' Phil (one of the worst referees to ever call a football game) tells Pittsburgh's Jerome Bettis to call it in the air. He flips the coin...

Bettis: hea...TAILS
Luckett: Heads is called. (picks up coin) It's Tails, Lions win the toss.
Bettis: But I called Tails
Luckett: Detroit do you wish to kick or recieve?

Of course Detroit goes on to score a field goal and win the game. The Steelers never got a chance to touch the ball. They changed the coin flip rule after this game. Now the team calls it before the coin is flipped. All because of Phil Luckett.

We are about 15 hours away from opening kickoff so I'll share some memories about Thanksgiving Day Football I have.

1993. I walk from school to my fathers shop and what do I see? A football game in snow. Back then I wasn't a football fan, so I didn't think much of it. Wasn't until I got home and my brother showed me the replay that it sunk in. It normally doesn't snow in Dallas does it? Nope it doesn't, and espically not on thanksgiving. Well let's relive the memory from that game.

4th and 7. Dolphins set up for a fieldgoal in the snow. Snap....kicker slips but gets the kick off...AND IT'S BLOCKED. DALLAS WINS! But wait....1 Dallas player thinks the ball is live so he tries to slide on it. Of course with snow everywhere, he slides and loses the ball meaning the kicking team can recover the ball. That cowboy who thought he'd be a hero was none other than Leon Lett, the crackhead himself (also famous for running back a ball 99yds, only to hold it out and get stripped at the 1 yard line -- IN THE SUPERBOWL). Miami recovers and kicks the field goal to win the game. The crowd is in shock.

1998 -- A tradition begins. For family studies we need to visit a facility that deals with the family and write up a report on it. I timed it perfectly so that the morning I'd spend a day at a seniors home and the afternoon I'd be free to watch football. My plan worked to a T. Out of the old folks home by 11. And ready to watch the big game.

1999 -- A new element is added. My parents go on vacation to Cuba. Could skipping school be any easier? Don't even bother giving the office the standard phone call. With my brother being the only other person home and 2 males not knowing how to cook at all and this being turkey day, what are we to do? Well buy a turkey and cook it. Neither of us wanted the hassle. So we got the next best thing to a turkey for thanksgiving: Swiss Chalet! Hey it worked.

2000 -- The tradition continues. Nothing memorable happend this game, other than a Lions Victory. I didn't need an excuse to cut classes because I was in university, and I didn't have any classes scheduled on Thursday afternoons.

2001 -- Tradition goes on vacation. This was supposed to be the begining of a new tradition. Actually seeing these games live. The road trip was great. GianCarlo, Newfy Boy, Balding Brother and Stu all went down to Pontiac to watch the big game. Left Wednesday night. Came back Friday evening. I think I missed 2 classes total, one of them we installed Linux..but a better description is 90% of the class TRIED to install linux. I'll explain the story more tommrow (if I feel like it) but there were some funny things going on. Thursday felt weird without Swiss Chalet.

2002 -- Back where it all began. A rumor swirled around the house Sunday night that I would try to wake up early Monday morning and buy the latest released tickets for the game (which went on sale at 10am). This rumor was squashed when the earliest I could get up was 1pm. Well, Swiss Chalet at halftime is already ordered, beer is in the fridge, and I'm ready for some Lions football!

So there is a quick recap of thanksgiving and football in my life these past 5 years. It's a tradition that I like and will continue for a long time. Next year I'll be at the game though, becuase oddly enough, I got school in November =) Once I start working full time, I'll have to schedule that day off for myself, but that's a long time away.

Who thinks they can build a better nation than Stu? I'd like to see that. It only takes 5 mins a day to do.

Boost Monkey was always mentioning that he is hungry all the time. Well do I got the pefect meal for him.

My cough is horrible in the mornings, but seems to die out during the day and creep back up on me at night. Looks like I'll have to visit the doctor if this keeps up. Got some extra strength cough medicine I bought yesterday. I'm going to take some and hope it knocks me out. I only got 7 hours of sleep last night. If I don't get at least 8 I'll turn into an ugly troll (see Uzo).

1 more day until the big thanksgiving day game!

Woohoo, finnaly some good news comes my way. I get a voicemail message around 1pm today (because I don't even bother answering my cell before 2, nothing good will ever come of it) saying that my phone is repaired and I can send back that brick they called a phone. Yay, now I don't have to be embarassed to talk in public anymore. It's going to take a few days to get used to carrying a phone around again. But any way you look at it, I'm not complaining at all!

Add to that the annual Lions thanksgiving day football game is on Thursday and thing are looking up for me. Of course my jaw almost dropped when Boost Monkey asked me if the game is a big deal for Detroit fans. Well, here's some info on the history of the game.

How about some highlights from the last time New England played Detroit on thanksgiving day. Of course, how could I mention thanksgiving and not give you guys a Barry Sanders link? *update* Bah those links don't point to the right page. You'll have to click on the links from the archives yourself.

Blah, well its tuesday again, morning boring classes/usless lectures, sometimes i wonder why in hells name did i ever wake up and even go ? oh thats right cuz my parents literally drag me to the bus stop and ive got no where to go but school :( how said is that :-P anywayz to amuse myself for about lest say 12 hours ! :-P im going to be posting one LONG ass post well fuck it, i dont want to write that long :-P anywayz Preacher's topic for today is......... "What a Moron" comment by the communications director for hte office of the prime minister.

Anywayz to start of we will look first at ... ahh fuck it too early to think :-P i will post later or die either way its preferable

Hmm, where did I put my microwave?

My throat hasn't got better yet. I'm losing an hour of sleep a night due to this annoying cough which insists on waking me up all the time. Double whammy is I have a dry throat so I have to go downstairs and get something to drink. This really sucks. Although since I don't have to wake up early for anything, I can just listen to 5am radio. Not that I remember anything I've heard on it, but hey, it's company when you can't fall asleep and if these guys were good, they'd be on during the day when people are actually listening. I'm off to buy some cough syurp and maybe make a flaming moe.

Ouch, my chest hurts. Working out my abs + some sort of throat problem = major pain to cough. But I've been a trooper through this all. Played football today in mud and for the most part, was running like normal. The problem was once I stopped running, it took a little longer than normal to get my breath back because breathing deep isn't the easiest thing in the world to do when your throat is sore. Some people have heard me talk, and can testify just how bad my voice is. Oddly, nobody is complaining about not having to listen to me.

Well another day, still no job. I tried applying to places, but they want people who are willing to work...not just willing to get paid every other week. Well I tried. Anybody got any job openings for good ole' Stu? Thought not...ahh well, back to other endevaours.

If you get more than two questons wrong on that test, you definetly are American.

Just finished watching Big Trouble. That's a great movie. Second time seeing it for me. I would have gone twice seeing the movie without knowing that Johnny Knoxville was in it if my brother didn't point it out to me. But any way you look at it, that movie had a stacked cast.

Some people worry about the American's taking over the world. I don't think so. For one, they can't even find the damm place. But I don't have to worry about that. Nobody can find Stu to begin with. You need evidence, just look up on who owns battlefield 1942. ME! You don't believe me? Just check out the scores I'm pulling off. You'll have to scroll down a bit to find the pic...it's at the bottom. Nothing else I have to other than I applied to futureshop for seasonal help. I doubt I'll hear anything from them, but it's worth a shot.

Nice to see that the Preacher has decided to post here again, I was getting bored posting by myself. Anyways, my gripe for the day is why can't the rest of my pants be like my new dockers? These pants are amazying. First, they repell water. So if you get splashed with something (or run it under the tap) it falls right off, and the pants stay dry. Secondly, the pockets go down to my knees so I can fit a ton of crap in there (my loaner qualcomm phone that's the size of a brick, and my brothers old nokia both fit in there fine with room for a hockey puck). Lastly, my ass doesn't look big in them (I can't really have 2 points can I? I need the third). Well, that's the best $50 I've spent on pants ever.

Well well well, its been a millenium since i have returned ! and now you shall all phear the power of the stu. Yes i am now attesting to the Leetness of Stu's Bf1942 skills ! :-P phear him in a tank, phear him with a scope and phear him for his farts ! they are all deadly. Anywayz my gripe for today is, why do noobs try to argue with you when u blatantly tell them that they have just beached the battleship, the MOST important ship in the map of midway ! fear not dear citizens for i will return....

Why is yahoo so slow lately? I try to check up on my fantasy football team and it takes me hours to navigate their pages. Pisses me off in fact. Ahh well, I've given up on weekend updates because I'm too lazy to do them. It's monday, so to all you working sapps I give you a big HAHA! Get back to work you stupid working people. I give you a line from A Bronx Tale:

A working man is a sucker.

That is all.

Went to the dentist today...damm those hygensits look nice, makes me reconsider my career choice. They asked me how much pop I drink in a week, I told them 3-4 cans (about right), hygenist told me that's too much, I shouldn't drink more than once a week. I look at her funny and think to myself "does that mean I should drink beer more often?"

Had some spare time, so I decided to redesign my webpage. Thanks go out to Boost "Bumbanger" Monkey for helping me out.

879 Files with adult content on my computer!!!!! How many adult files do you have on your computer?

It seems like when I beat the crap out of BoostMonkey last monday night on the track, I also beat the backbone out of him too.

I fixed my archives now, so all of you readers and imitators of my website out there, the secret was you have to re-create your template because something is wrong with it (I've got no fucking clue what it is). I've also changed the update frequency to monthly so there are less links to click through (although longer pages). Either way, enjoy the page!

Some images are priceless you just have to post them. Like take for example BattleField 1942. I was playing with the Preacher and we were both snipers. Now what you must know is Preacher hasn't yet learned the skill of aiming for the head and getting a one shot kill with the sniper rifle. So he gets angry whenever I kill him quick. What you must understand abou this picture is that after the first kill, Preacher goes out of his way to curse me. I respond with another kill of course :) But it's all in good fun. I know to stay out of the way of Preacher's tanks because I always end up flying away from them.

Today is another day wasted. Such is the life of an unemployed jackass like myself. But I see definite advantages to being unemployed. First off, I have no stress. Stress along with inactive lifestyle and poor eating habits are the main causes of heart problems among people. My weight is exactly the same as when I stopped working, so it's not like I'm getting fat. In all I guess you can say I'm doing better than most working stiffs who can barely pay their car bills because they need it to get to work. You see, things aren't that bad after all!

Hahah, how many guys can get a girl on IRC to do this for them?

Ok so here's how it goes. The following people will from here on in be known as the (wo)men that ruined Monday Night Racing on November 11, 2002.

BoostMonkey
The Professor
Sw0rdFish
Uzo
Ultra Caker

Has anybody heard from DarkPheonix lately? I haven't.

As for next Monday night, I'm listed as out due to the fact that it's my father's birthday. I'll be back for the thanksgiving day memorial on November 25.

And while I'm ranting on the above mentioned people who have ruined Monday night racing, I think it's necessary to mention that Sw0rdFish is updating his page regularly. So stop on by and read up a bit. You'll enjoy it.

Happy birthday to both Stugautz and the Proffessor. Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend wanted me to give them this present. :)

Due to a severe lack of interest, tonight's SRL race @ Formula Kartways is cancelled. Since the only confirmed participants for tonights race were me and Talon, the newly revised power rankings will reflect this. Needless to say, since nobody beat me last week at prokart, and nobody wants to bother trying to beat me this week (various excuses ranging from no money to back problems to its my birthday) I am still #1 and I'll probably stay at that position for a long time to come. In fact, I am the greatest.

Rumor has it my birthday is tommrow, I think I just may have found the perfect gift for me.

It's offical, if you want to get the weirdest look in the world from a waitress you must ask if your olives are sexy. We were at Boston Pizza last night, and Boost Monkey mentioned that the tomatoes that fell off his bruschetta were looking good. Then I said the olives looked sexy. So what does Boost Monkey do when the waitress comes by? He asks her if his olives are sexy. And we get what is the most priceless look I've ever seen from a waitress. And we never saw that waitress again. True Story.

I know you guys all like Star Wars, so check out the star wars gangsta rap!

It's been more than 12 hours since I solidified myself as the best racer in the SRL. I know you all want to know the details about my heroic drive to the top. Overcomming a bad knee that gave me problems even walking to the car, I showed up a prokart yesterday expecting to race Sw0rdFish and Boost Monkey. When I got there, I found out there was no arrive and drive, but only a 20 person race involving people who knew the track. I thought to myself that I was in serious trouble.

First there was a 10 lap practice session where I learned the track. I was horrible. I was worse than horrible. I was like Boost Monkey out for a Sunday drive in a foot of snow, with rear wheel drive. The one good thing about that session was it wasn't timed so I didn't embrass myself too much. Next was qualifying. What a difference a car makes. My qualification car was still loose, but this one actually turned on the corners. I qualified in 16th position. There was a 5 car limit on the track, so with the 20 drivers, there will be 4 races with 5 drivers each. My 16th place finish left me the pole positition for the slowest drivers. Boost Monkey was 17th, 1 spot behind me, while Sw0rdFish caught 12th place.

So we line up for the quater-final race and guess who runs away with victory? Not only did I win, I posted the 3rd fastest time of the 4 races which means I'll be in with the fastest drivers for the semi finals. In those semi's, I continued my hot run to finish 3rd place and leave myself 3 points back of the leader. To make it simple for you people, if I win the grand final, I get myself a podium finish.

So the final comes, Boost Monkey lets me wear the red helmet that he wears. Hoping that will help me, I jump on the track and I do my very best Sw0rdFish impression: choke under the pressure of a race. I was clearly faster than the 4th place driver, but I couldn't pass him. I try to take an inside line on him into the last hairpin, and I get one of my wheels caught on the tire wall as I spin out. Damm, 5th place, no chance of me getting on that podium. Well, at least I proved I was the best SRL driver out there with a 18.25 second lap and another SRL record. So that makes me the fastest driver on 2 different circuits.

No much need for a new power rankings, but I'll post them later anyway.

Before I go to bed, I think it's necessary for my morning readers to know who won todays race. ME. Yes, I BEAT Sw0rdFish AND Boost Monkey. Not only did I school them in the art of ass kicking on a track, I also won 1 of my heats cleanly, and posted the 6th fastest time of the day against people who have been on the track before. So in closing, let me remind you all, that I WON and when the track is new, and the driver's skill is put to the test, I am much much much much much much much much much much better than both Sw0rdFish and Boost Monkey. (did I forget to mention that I won the race?)

Tonight is race night. Prokart 8pm, no need for a preview because all I know about the track is I'll win and the laps will be shorter.

This is why we shouldn't have women drivers. Or the professor driving for that matter.

Good news people, my knee is feeling much better this morning. Last night I had troubles walking around the house it hurt so bad, but a good nights sleep and some dominoe's pizza really go a long way. So beware tommrow night at 8pm, I'll be close to 90% healthy for the race.

Ouch, my knee hurts. Had a small knee on knee collision while playing football today and it hurts. Good news is, it's just a bruise and it'll heal fine by Wednesday (that's my undeducated opinion by the way). Right now it hurts to fully bend it, but I'll get by. Even on one knee, I'll probably still dominate Monday's edition of the SRL tour when we visit ProKart for our first neutral site race.

I think I found out where Portugal learned to play soccer. But then again, I don't think Portugal could win a match like that even if the opposition kept scoring on themseleves.

Yesterday was the last day to get a co-op job, although that deadline has been extended for a week or so since there are a lot of us students not placed. I've got no clue what the actual number is to be honest with you, but to be on the safe side, take the number the co-op office gives out, and add 20 students and there ya go. So where does that leave me? In between I guess. No job yet, but at the same time, not deferring a co-op work term. There is supposed to be a posting up later today, but who knows when it'll actually come up. Either way, say a prayer for Stu tonight and let's all hope he gets a job. The people I interviewed with on Wednesday said they'll get back to me late next week. Hmm, my birthday is on the 10th and that would make a good gift :)

Hmm, I think I found out why the professor loves his gamecube so much.

I fixed a template problem that I've had for a bit, now I'm working on getting my archives to work again. Hmm, it's not working....

I've changed my counter to a visit counter from a hit counter. Now it'll only go up on each visit to the page, not immpression.

Had a job interview yesterday. It went well I guess, relative to my other interviews. Left the house at 8:10 am for a 9am interview. The place was 427 and Bloor which normally is only a 20 minute drive from my house, but with morning rush hour traffic and all, I didn't want to take any chances. Got to the intersection roughly around 8:40am, took me 15 minutes to find the place. But for once I showed up on time!!!! Interview went alright I guess, the guy that was talking to me either was playing it up really dumb or he is tottaly clueless.

Personally I think he was just acting to see how much knowledge I really had but who knows. He asked me what kind of games first person shooters are, and I was puzzled there for a second. I thought, is this guy for real? Then we get to talking about how I've had a lot of linux experience, and he asks me what Apache is. I explain it to him that it's a web server (actually the most popular webserver out there). I also mentioned that I patched servers for SCIM whenever a patch was availabe.

He asked me how I did that? I told him rpm -i or gzip -d tar -xvf and boom server was patched. I won't hold that over his head, because he told me when SAP sends him a patch, they have to to write it into the source themseleves and recompile. Hmm, that sounds like a better way of patching things.

One cool thing about the job is that I'll be invocing the company for work done. Woohoo, he said I'll be able to write a lot of things off as tax expenses. And you guys thought I was done upgrading. Well, I guess of the 5 interviews I've had so far, this one I've done the least wrong, showed up on time and didn't manage to put my foot in my mouth. Let's hope it comes through, I'm getting bored of posting to my website.

Hmm, I think my hard drive could use some cooling help. But onto serious matters, people have been calling me a magician lately. Before I tell this story let's back up a bit. Whenever I ask Uzo for a money he owes me, I usually get a reply along the lines of "Do you expect me to pull money out of my ass?" To which I reply "Your greek, you've probably had many things shoved up their, now give me my money!".

Anyways so there I was drinking a beer saturday night (I'll post the rest of Saturday's stories later on this week) and this girl takes my beer. I was kinda distracted by the booze in my system so I needed Yhan and -Mike. to point out to me that my beer is gone. So I go up to girl (who had drool all over her shirt, but I have that effect with women) and demand my money back. She claims she only has a dollar in her back pocket. Well, I guess $1 is better than nothing right? So I put my hand in her back pocket (she had tight jeans on...really tight) and reached around for a few seconds, moved away the fat and found the loonie! Woohoo, I give her a slap on the ass and tell her to get on her ways. I successfully have proven that I can pull money out of my ass.

So next time I ask Uzo for my money, I full expect him to pull money out of his ass. And no, my magic hands will not touch it. They are only reserved for females with drool on their shirt.

Power rankings are in!!!!

YGRL Power Rankings

YGRL Power Rankings
Racer	This Week	Last Week	Comment
Stu	1	1	Can anybody pull more out of a car than this man?  A mark for consistency.
BoostMonkey	2	2	Finnaly won a race.  To put it in perspective, the last time he won a race, the leafs were raising a Stanley cup banner
Sw0rdFish	3	3	Car troubles caused a DNF.
TalonBoy	4	6	Had some nice laps and showed no ill-effects of the weekend at the falls.
TheProfessor	5	5	Maybe he should try to stay out of the wall
DarK_PhoeniX	6	4	Missing a race for an exam???  Well, it’s official, that’s the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.
Uzo	7	6	I forgot to call him…It’s his own fault
Ultra Caker	8	8	Proved that he has an alcohol problem at the falls.
Silent Jay	9	9	Didn’t show up.
Russian Rocket	10	10	Another one week wonder?  It’s beginning to look that way.
Nameless Tech Tutor Guy	11	11	Well, he’s got the #1 spot for longest name in the series
PrimeTime	12	12	Token last place guy.  Just like the Bills!

 

Well the mullet must be back in style because BoostMonkey finnaly won a race. I know, I am as suprised as you are. I continued to get every possible second out of my under powered go-kart and managed to pull off laps that were seperated by 6/100th's of a second. Yes that is impressive because the next closest spread was 2/10ths. My car was as loose as TheProfessor's mother on a Saturday night though and traction was at a premium.

Anyways, next week looks like it'll be a change from the normal road course. It seems people want a change and we'll have either a change of venue, or try out the oval course. Either way I'm game for something different. If a new track is tried, it'll be ProKart which is located roughly around The QEW and Hwy 427. Here is an interactive map for those that want the exact location.

Lap times at ProKart's are in the 18 and 19 second range which makes it a much smaller track than formula kartways. Rates are $22 - 30 laps or 10 minutes, whichever comes first plus a $5 membership fee.

Anyways, get in contact with me if you wanna come. If we do head out to prokart's, it'll probably be a one time thing.

What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?

Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.

Fuck, I forgot that I got to do some ass whippin (no, not the kind where I get a metal whip and change the colour of The Professor's mom's ass) on the race track tonight. I've been out of the loop for a couple days so I don't know who else is comming besides The Professor and Boost Monkey. Hey anybody know if the Sw0rdFish healed his back?

Anyways, Mondays are for good pics that show up in my e-mail box during the week, here's a sample:

Been away all weekend in Niagara Falls, woke up 8:30am this morning to bring in the focus and I'm beat right now.

Well visitor 5000 came and went on my site and didn't e-mail me a screenshot. But fear not, I'll make sure they are famous. If you ever get pinged by a computer with hostname

h-64-236-224-52.twi.com (no IP since they connected through a proxy)

remember you were #5000.

My cell phone is bigger than your cell phone. Let's whip them out and compare. I'll prove to you how much bigger mine is. Since my Samsung N370 is in for repairs, I'm stuck with a qualcomm 200, this thing is the size of a football. I'm not kidding. It's massive. I hate it. Anybody wanna lend me an old phone for a month, there's no way I can survive with what I got.

As of writing this post, my hit count is at 4992. If you are #5000, please take a screenshot and e-mail it to me. If you are one of those fuckers searching on google for bang bus passwords or MILF hunter passwords, you've come to the right place. I don't have any passwords. But please read my site.

Try not to wet yourselves when looking at this pop diva.

The Professor show's off his musical talents.

Anybody wanna buy my phone? It's a samsung n370 and doesn't regularly get a digital signal! And when I do get digital, it'll never get allow a phonecall over it. So I figured bitch at bell. They tell me to bring it to one of their bell world stores for a software upgrade. Alright, I go to a bell world store and they tell me to go to another one. That one is almost in oakville. Argh. So I get to the bell world store where they'll do software upgrades and dude tells me that'll solve nothing. He wants me to bring in my proof of purchase and he'll send it in for repairs. Nice of him to accept the phone considering I bought it from a bell world store. I ask him if there'll be problem with it. He tells me there won't be anything wrong with that as long as I got proof of purchase.

So I'm going to have to travel to winston churchill/403 tommrow and get that phone repaired. I'll be out of a phone this weekend for sure.

Hmm, who here likes blood?

Count the numbers of "F"s in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
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Incredible or what?
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J-Lo has got some Mo-Jo that Waldo would like to show. Enjoy Boys.

Hmm, seems somebody has a problem with my power rankings. Well I can gaurantee you that this person will fall in the rankings next week.

You see why fat people shouldn't be allowed on airplanes?

Me likey brain!

Woohoo, power rankings for this week!

YGRL Power Rankings

YGRL Power Rankings
Racer	This Week	Last Week	Comment
Stu	1	2	Well, Boost Monkey had a good run at #1, but league rules are league rules.
BoostMonkey	2	1	He’s the second fastest in the league, but when will he prove it?
Sw0rdFish	3	3	Had the bye week this week, if he was lower in the rankings he would have dropped.
DarK_PhoeniX	4	7	Well he finnaly won…albeit in car 11 which is the second fastest car on the circuit (see car 15 advantage)
TheProfessor	5	4	Back to his not good enough to win ways.
TalonBoy	6	5	Late scratch.
Uzo	7	6	Work was busy.  What a pathetic excuse.
Ultra Caker	8	8	Well, he’s got his own go-kart!
Silent Jay	9	9	Didn’t show up.
Russian Rocket	10	10	Another one week wonder?
Nameless Tech Tutor Guy	11	N/A	Racer with the longest running membership to formula kartways.  Dates back to 1996.
PrimeTime	12	11	Token last place guy.

 

This is the ultimate test for TheProfessor. It's the only test he scored 100 on.

Doh forgot to mention, meet up at 7:45 so we can be on track at 8pm.

It's race night tonight so get your cars warmed up and helmets ready. Heres the lineup for tonights action:

In:

Me -- of course :)
Boost Monkey -- Fought hard not to finish in last, but he had serious car troubles.
TheProfessor -- Still hasn't let anybody forgot he won a race.

Probable:

Dark Phoenix -- haven't heard from him yet, but he's always there. Call me if you read this :)

Questionable:

Uzo -- Posted a career best last week, let's see if he can do it twice in a row.
UltraCaker -- He's somewhere out there. Maybe he's practicing on his go-kart???
TalonBoy -- Hmm, how did that java go?
SilentJay -- If he show's up, that means TalonBoy was there too.
Russian Rocket -- I have no way of contacting him, so somebody will have to help me.

Doubtful:

Sw0rdFish -- seems when you aren't winning injuries come out of nowhere. Ahh well, as noted below, he did admit that I rule so I can't blame him for anything :)

Well, it took me a while, but I finally got Sw0rdFish to admit to a few things. Read the box on the left. And THERE WAS NO EDITING AT ALL. These statements were all originating from Sw0rdFishes own computer while Stu was at home in his speedo's.

My condolences to The Professor on the death of his girlfriend. He loved her very much.

Haha, to all those that like console games, I think you should view this one. Don't worry, it's work safe.

Hmm, I always thought the best fights happend between players, not parents.

Find out what your prison name will be.

We all know there are people in this world with inflated self confidence, no while I won't mention any names. No while I won't mention any names, if you read my last post you should have a good idea who I'm talking about.

Now on to more serious issues, some people have been asking me why I don't update my webpage as often as I used to. Well there is one simple reason for this: I'm lazy. That is all.

Well we all wonder why the professor is fat. I've found the proof!

By the numbers: The Bears are 7-1 against the spread in their last eight after playing the Packers. The Lions are 11-2 against the spread after facing Minnesota. HOLY SHIT!

Hmm, how come I never had a teacher with Pron as a last name? And people wonder why I left U of T

Ok, so I finnaly gave in and posted the power rankings. And yes there is a new #1!

Here are the results (as originally posted on The Offical Webpage of YGRL.

Streak Ends. Professor Out of Retirement to Take Checkers
YGKL hit a record high 10 competitors tonight, making car selection CRUCIAL.... and once again Car 15 holds top spot, but with a new driver.

DRIVER	CAR #	AVERAGE TOP 5
The Professor	15	33.81
Talon Boy	11	34.01
Uzo	8	34.12
Brent	4	34.16
Guy in The Jetta!!	9	34.32
Sw0rdfish	12	34.57
Dark Phoenix	14	34.97
Russian Rocket (Alex)	13	35.98
Stu Gautz	7	37.15
Boost Monkey	5	37.51

Next Race is Monday October 21st @ 8:00PM

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For those of you that think digital cable is a waste, just look at the quality B-movies on DriveIn Classics and tell me with a straight face that these are not quality films.

Before I post the power rankings, read this article on the different cables that connect your console and/or dvd player to you tv.

I think I know what TheProfessor is doing this weekend.

OMG Knight Rider: The Game has gone GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of stuff that gives people like Boost Monkey orgasms. Anyway before all you guys wet yourselves, check out the screenshots of the game.

Add this one into the unintentional quotes. Randy Moss on allegations he is soft (as taken from USA Today):

"Hey baby, I can take a hit. Matter of fact, each day when I get home, I take three or four deep ones, grab some Krispy Kremes, pop in Madden 2003, and I'm pretty much set for the evening."

I think I found out where TheProfessor has been lately. He's been moonlighting as a cameraman.

It's Thursday and there is a distinc scent of gasoline in the air. That's because it's racenight tonight. We'll be having our first ever Thursday Night Race and it looks like we'll have a jam packed lineup full of youngsters and one senior racer. But what really exictes this reporter is the fact that The Professor will be making his return to action after a one month absence (possibly to get better, but I highly doubt that). There will be a lot of action going on tonight and something will surely change in the power rankings (because I know everybody just loves my power rankings espically Sw0rdFish.

Let's run down the lineup for tonight:

In:

StuGautz -- Had a horribly underpowered car last night and struggled to finish 4th. He'll no doubt be a little more than angry tonight.
BoostMonkey -- Strong 3rd place showing last week means he might actually have some gas left in the tank. Of course his gas won't power any cars.
Sw0rdFish -- this guy just keeps on getting lucky every time out. His streak will end very soon.
DarkPhoenix -- Impressive showing last week. Has he cracked the top 3 or was he just driving a fast car?
TheProfessor -- Last time he raced, the tomahawk chop was cool.

Questionable:
Uzo -- Found new work last week which is a good thing, because his race career hasn't been going anywhere lately.
TalonBoy -- While his father is on vacation has taken over the family business. But will that be a distraction?

Seems like The Professor has a staring role in a movie.

Somebody pull the plug on BattleField 1942 because I play that game wayyyyyyyy too much. One week ago today I was bored out of my mind. Now I can't imagine how I got by without BattleField 1942. If you love FPS and you got a great system with a shitload of ram and a broadband connection, I recommend you get this game now. Trust me you won't regret it. It's amazying.

Good news and bad news people:

Good news is that MILF hunter Ryan and Bangbus passwords are generating a lot of traffic to my site (something around 10 hits/day).

Bad news is I GOT NONE OF THEM!

Ahh well, I really can't complain about unique impressions can I? But again IF YOU WANT MILF HUNTER PASSWORDS OR BANGBUS PASSWORDS I HAVE NONE. There are places where you can get them from, just not this site.

And no Mike, I will not give you my username/password to fatsex.com. You'll have to get it yourself!

Oh yeah, I also updated the picture of my father's horse below so you can click on it and see a larger size (some people were complaining they couldn't read the writing at the bottom).

We all know that The Professor is a Gino. But which Gino club does he hang out at? Well see for yourself.

So I get called in for an interview today at 11:30am at the co-op office. Woohoo right? Well considering it's in Oakville that means I have to pay for parking :'( Interview is 11:30, I leave my house at 11am thinking 30 minutes should be more than enough time to get from my front door to the co-op office. I head down the 403 pushing my Corolla to it's usual 130 km/h (yes it does go that fast) and get to Trafalgar campus at--11:30am. Great right? So I let one last fart rip (one of those butt burners that pack a lot of heat) and close the door to my car. I get to the co-op office and it's 11:34am. DOH! I failed to take into account that at Trafalgar unlike good ol' Davis campus, it takes 5 freaking minutes to walk from your parking spot to the co-op office.

Ahh well, get through the interview fine I guess, didn't do anything outstanding or say anything memorable and walk another 5 minutes to get to my car. Open the door and guess what? IT STILL STINKS IN THERE. Those people who spend enough time around me know that at the best of times my gas can clear out ACC. Well add some nerves to that gas for the impending interview and I honestly thought a skunk had died in there (or at least the professor). I'll keep you posted as to if I get the job or not, but don't expect to hear anything about it any time soon.

Anybody wanna shake my hand?

Add this site to the lets view late at night/not from work coloum.

Seems that in my never ending ways to squeeze more bandwith out of myself, I have found a way to turn mud into bandwith. Not a bad idea eh?

In more good news (does it ever end with Stu anyway?) Here's a picture of the winners circle:

Got my new system up and running yesterday. Thanks goes out to Peter for keeping me company during the car ride downtown and supplying me with a ride to go out and pick up my video card. Here are the specs to my new system:

MSI KT4 Ultra Motherboard
AMD Athlon XP 1800+
256MB DDR ram (gonna upgrade it as soon as I get a job ;)
Radeon 8500LE 128mb video card
Aluminum Case w/ 300 watt power supply

plus a few older components from my old system (ie my burner and hard drive since I was too cheap to buy a new HD and too lazy to reformat my system).

So there you have it, I'm about to go out and get myself a copy of Battle Field 1942 because that game rules!

Talon Boy has finnaly proved himself of worth. If you are an IRC whore who likes to leach files, go download Bottler and start downloading away from IRC servers. It's a great interface to download files with.

Here are the weekly Power Rankings.

Link of the day award goes to -Mike for his work find the latest tail ofbeating the ricers. I like the way the story ends.


In other news, Sw0rdFish has won another race. I'll post up the latest power rankings later, but to hold the suspense there may or may not be a new #1.

Tonight is indeed racenight. So pack up your kids, bring a couple cold ones and head on down to formula kartways and watch some good ole racing action. With the offical launch of Monday Night Racing we'll get a few people trying to break Stu's record of fastest man alive.


****Updated Race Lineup****


In:

Stu - hasn't won in 2 races, but is still improving each time out.
Boost Monkey - Last time he won the mullet was a cool hair style.
Talon Boy - Still trying to find out which pedal is gas and which is break.
Uzo - It'd be great if he actually showed up --- and on time.
Sw0rdFish - Don't question this man's heart. He'll be there tonight.

Questionable:
DarkPhoenix - If he can find the race track he might be able to battle for third place.

Doubtful:
UltraCaker - Claims he's good, but hasn't shown any potential.

Out:
The Professor - the new laughing stock of the racing series. Ever since Sw0rdFish burst onto the scene The Professor seems to be taking lessons on how to avoid a challenge. Hasn't won before and doesn't look like he'll ever win.

Woohoo, LIONS WIN, LIONS WIN!!!! I'll have some pics up later (hopefully mlive.com will have the pics up soon. But until that happens, why not read the message boards to see how stupid some fans can be. First start off with a trip to New Orleans where you'll be treated to pre game super bowl talk, followed by post game team bashing. Next on the tour is a trip to Chicago (Uzo's favorite team by the way) for a round of this team has reverted back to it's losing ways. Finnaly our tour will take us to Detroit where the pre-game talk was all about how bad they'll lose and what draft picks to get, to post game playoff talk and how Joey Harrington is the second comming of Joe Montana.

Got a favorite team that you want to find a message board for? I'll post a link to the Minnesota Vikings message board tommrow, and a link to our opponents message board the Monday before the Lions play them.

In addition to my current upgrades, I'm thinking of making my own high capcity network.

The upgrade puzzle is begining to be pieced together albeit slowly. In addition to getting the Radeon 8500 LE video card, my motherboard seems to be MSI KT4 Ultra. Canada Computers has it listed for $138. I'm going to call them tommrow because the price seems a little too good to be true. I'll probably add in 256MB of RAM for now (until I get a job/donation/win a football pol) in which case I'll get 512. Today the CPU is a Athlon XP 1900+ but that's changed from a 1700 2 days ago and an 1800 yesterday.

Tommrow I hope to decide on a case. I got no clue what I want. Only requirement is that it's not freakashly loud because it'll be placed close to a TV and there is nothing that I hate more than a loud computer next to my TV.

For those who haven't heard yet, I'm ready to upgrade my computer. Yes it's time to ditch the POS system I have and get something good for myself because I deserve it. So with the money that I have made from this site $0.00, I plan on investing it at 100% interest. That leaves me with $0.00...DOH, I should have taken that penny Boost Monkey offered me.

Anyways, I plan on spending roughly $500-$700 on upgrades and getting a new motherboard, processor, video card and case. Any suggestions on the best way to go about it? I'm going AMD all the way and probably a Radeon 8500LE 128mb to keep costs down on the video end (I can always upgrade later).

Do a search on yahoo for deodurant. See who's site is #1!

For those who like Knight Rider (and if you don't, you don't deserve to live) check out this new Knight Rider Game.

Well, we got a new site that you are to NOT look at from work. Britney Does Anna. If you need to ask who these two girls are, you don't need to live.

Bah this table thing is screw. Seems bloggers recognizing new line commands in their text boxes so I don't have to add a BR every time I want a new line screws up my webpage. I'll find a solution to it. Until then, keep scrolling.

YGRL Power Rankings

Racer	This Week	Last Week	Comment
Stu	1	-	You are the fastest until somebody beats your record
Sw0rdfish	2	-	Strong showing in the last 2 races, another one and he'll be #1
Boost Monkey	3	-	Will he ever win a race?
The Professor	4	-	Original founder still hasn't found the winners circle.
Ultra Caker	5	-	Best of the rest....if that means anything
TalonBoy	6	-	Still trying to find his racing line
DarK_PhoeniX	7	-	Can't get bettter by going to work...you gotta be on the track
Uzo	8	-	At least he has fun when he comes out
PrimeTime	9	-	Retirement isn't helping his ranking, but neither is the football pool
Silent Jay	10	-	Maybe he'll show up next week?

And now for a feature on the nightly recap, the YGRL top 10:

YGRL Power Rankings

Racer	This Week	Last Week	Comment
Stu	1	-	You are the fastest until somebody beats your record
Sw0rdfish	2	-	Strong showing in the last 2 races, another one and he'll be #1
Boost Monkey	3	-	Will he ever win a race?
The Professor	4	-	Original founder still hasn't found the winners circle.
Ultra Caker	5	-	Best of the rest....if that means anything
TalonBoy	6	-	Still trying to find his racing line
DarK_PhoeniX	7	-	Can't get bettter by going to work...you gotta be on the track
Uzo	8	-	At least he has fun when he comes out
PrimeTime	9	-	Retirement isn't helping his ranking, but neither is the football pool
Silent Jay	10	-	Maybe he'll show up next week?

YGRL action was fast last night. On a slippery track that caused less experienced drivers many troubles, Sw0rdFish squeaked out a win by the slimmest of margins over Stu. Lap times for the top 2 drivers were in the mid 30's, with Sw0rdFish nearly breaking the all time record (Held by Stu). He ended up being a few tenths off and no doubt will be looking for the record next time out. As for me, I'll have to be happy with 33.56 as it's one of my best performances that I've ever came to the track with.

All signs point to another epic battle next week with Boost Monkey making his return from the senior's circuit. Just for those keeping score at home, Boost Monkey hasn't won a race in a month. Do I notice a trend forming here?

Yes I know what you all are saying, there is no way Stu could have wrote that table himself. Well you are right, I went to TableMaker and they wrote the code for me. I just entered in the values and made a couple changes.